I was awaiting knee surgery so I had to cook this year.
by LongConcentrate9442
38 Comments
CntonAhigurh
Reminds me of sheep testicles
Careless_Fig_7288
rocky mountain oysters….well, not fried
elguapodiablo74
Lamb fries. 28 is the record
Past-Ad657
Mountain oysters (Bull testicles)
HD-Guy1
Balls
checkout_is_11
Spit or swallow?
Tasty-Helicopter3340
Them’re nuts and I ain’t talkin bout no macadamias.
Sufficient_Nerve7231
“Huevos de Toro” = 🐂🥚🥚
BleuMeringue
It’s not for me I’ll tell you hwhat
FakinFunk
Duh-duh-duh-deeeeeez nutz!
Frequent-Scholar9750
Bull testicles
potchie626
That is a day the matador won.
rm45acp
Roasted nuts
Burner_Phone_1969_TX
Someone’s walking around with no balls 😂
bluedancepants
Buffalo testicles?
FunGuy8618
A guy pulls to a restaurant next to the Matador stadium. He orders his food and sits down. The man a few tables across is getting his plate and everyone is watching, it’s 2 round egg shaped pieces of food. He takes a bite and a look of ecstacy crosses his face, clearly it’s some of the best food in the restaurant. The man calls over a waiter and asks for what he’s having. “I’m sorry sir, it’s the special of the day and the last one. Come back tomorrow and we’ll have more.”
So the man comes back tomorrow and gleefully orders the special of the day. Two small marble sized ones come out this time. He takes a bite and it’s disgusting! “Waiter, what is this?! It’s less than half the size of yesterday and it’s horrible!”
“Sorry sir, today the bull won.”
DriftinOutlawBand
Growing up, we would go out to my granddad‘s farm. Whenever they were castrating steer my dad would say “ all right son, this is what happens if you bring a girl home pregnant before you graduate school”
dewnmoutain
It’s a warning to the cattle
Content_Community720
Bull balls
Initial-Depth-6857
I have some in the freezer
Major-Specific8422
calf fries.
Dangerous-Head-7414
Cowboy caviar
Ambitious-Client-220
Testicles grilling
Away_Idea_8566
Huevos
Peppered106
Rocky Mountain oyster 🦪
juicijai1
big ole testicles
TheFilthy13
Graboids!
hopelessbydesign
Man, that’s nuts.
mimisikuray
Criadillas
Urgeasaurus
I remember one year we were doing the annual spring roundup on my grandparents’ ranch to brand, tag, and inoculate all the calves and castrate the boys. We had two big coffee cans full of oysters that we were going to cook up later. But the ranch dogs had a different idea. They sucked down all those nuts so fast (they’re slick) that they then started fighting , I guess each thinking the other ate all the balls. Good times.
henry122467
That’s nuts.
Longjumping-Plum5159
Bull fries
rancidmorty
Aww nuts I’m stumped
chrisp_ape
Deez nuts
LankyTomatillo4634
Bull testicles 🤔
PomeloLumpy
That’s a damn fine snack for the boys on the ground crew.
38 Comments
Reminds me of sheep testicles
rocky mountain oysters….well, not fried
Lamb fries. 28 is the record
Mountain oysters (Bull testicles)
Balls
Spit or swallow?
Them’re nuts and I ain’t talkin bout no macadamias.
“Huevos de Toro” = 🐂🥚🥚
It’s not for me I’ll tell you hwhat
Duh-duh-duh-deeeeeez nutz!
Bull testicles
That is a day the matador won.
Roasted nuts
Someone’s walking around with no balls 😂
Buffalo testicles?
A guy pulls to a restaurant next to the Matador stadium. He orders his food and sits down. The man a few tables across is getting his plate and everyone is watching, it’s 2 round egg shaped pieces of food. He takes a bite and a look of ecstacy crosses his face, clearly it’s some of the best food in the restaurant. The man calls over a waiter and asks for what he’s having. “I’m sorry sir, it’s the special of the day and the last one. Come back tomorrow and we’ll have more.”
So the man comes back tomorrow and gleefully orders the special of the day. Two small marble sized ones come out this time. He takes a bite and it’s disgusting! “Waiter, what is this?! It’s less than half the size of yesterday and it’s horrible!”
“Sorry sir, today the bull won.”
Growing up, we would go out to my granddad‘s farm. Whenever they were castrating steer my dad would say “ all right son, this is what happens if you bring a girl home pregnant before you graduate school”
It’s a warning to the cattle
Bull balls
I have some in the freezer
calf fries.
Cowboy caviar
Testicles grilling
Huevos
Rocky Mountain oyster 🦪
big ole testicles
Graboids!
Man, that’s nuts.
Criadillas
I remember one year we were doing the annual spring roundup on my grandparents’ ranch to brand, tag, and inoculate all the calves and castrate the boys. We had two big coffee cans full of oysters that we were going to cook up later. But the ranch dogs had a different idea. They sucked down all those nuts so fast (they’re slick) that they then started fighting , I guess each thinking the other ate all the balls. Good times.
That’s nuts.
Bull fries
Aww nuts I’m stumped
Deez nuts
Bull testicles 🤔
That’s a damn fine snack for the boys on the ground crew.
Testes
Test tickles