Mid week pizza … left over pulled pork , sweet bbq sauce base , coleslaw , pear slices and garlic aioli … am I wrong ?
Mid week pizza … left over pulled pork , sweet bbq sauce base , coleslaw , pear slices and garlic aioli … am I wrong ?
by CumishaJones
39 Comments
mittelegna
SO WRONG. 3-5 YEARS WRONG.
thetrippingdutchman
You cooked coleslaw?
GalliumGoat
Seemed fine until you cooked coleslaw and… Pear slices???? I’m not seeing it. Guilty.
potatopierogie
I would eat that whole pizza and not share
Ecstatic-Compote-595
should be a sandwich and a NC vinegar to cut through the sweetness and fat from the pork and slaw imo. I’m sure it was decent though, people sleep on cooked pears
I mean I get what you’re going for but why the pear slices? Everything else is fine imo
evilmangoeater
It’s worth a slice try. I’m just not looking forward to the slaw
dr-satan85
The only crime here is calling it “pizza”, because that ain’t pizza, it’s bread with stuff on it, and it probably tastes fine, but just like if you mix ketchup in with rice, it ain’t a paella, putting bbq sauce on bread with cheese, aint a pizza.
hatecriminal
Death penalty
jojacs
You had me till the fucking pear slices. I can handle the cursed coleslaw, not the pear slices.
hollowbolding
i see the vision but that pear looks tragically wet and the aioli looks like you outsourced its application to a daycare
Specialist_Bench_144
You lost me with the pear slices. Put it in the slaw or leave it out all together
ilovechickendippers
Was there any cheese involved?
claremontmiller
I see no crime here, I don’t know if I would call it a pizza but I can’t make an argument that it isn’t, what I know is that it’s delicious. If this man is guilty then fuck, we’re all guilty of something, and may the first man without sin cast the first stone
Firstly, it looks like something you’d find underneath a sofa at some bros bachelor pad.
HiZenBergh
Before clicking, totally thought those were oyster shells. Was a real WTF moment for a second.
elucidimagination
Go straight to jail doing Pass go…..don’t collect $200
Old_Barnacle7777
I’m not sure if this is a crime of execution of flavor combinations. I can imagine a little bit of pair working on a BBQ pizza but not big slices. Cole slaw on a pizza seems just wrong. Garlic aioli does not belong anywhere near BBQ.
Actual-Technology-19
GUILTY
LifeLikeAGrapefruit
Coleslaw would be strange on a pizza, but I’ll give it a pass. Absolutely not the kind of pizza for pear slices though. Pear with… bbq sauce, coleslaw, and pulled pork? Hell no. I’d say it’s a misdemeanor since pizza is all about picking ingredient combinations you like, which is clearly what you were doing here. Lines can be crossed, however, and you need to be reformed. Fruit on pizza is a delicate procedure and you risk tearing open a hole in the pizza universe.
LicoriceDusk
Yes
BMP77777
I thought it was a dirty ashtray dropped on the belly of a dirty dog
Chef_BoyarTom
WTF? I thought it was yeard trimmings with a slice of potato on top. This shit isn’t just a crime… this is 100% pizza treason 🤮.
janluigibuffon
yes
griff_mode
crime? yes.
would i eat the shit out of it?
also yes.
No_Emphasis_2011
Sounds like something I’d be willing to try.
DesDaMOONmanQ
You tried to reinvent pineapple on pizza. But pear slices turn brown. They cannot compare.
FrizzleFriedPup
Why do you hate your colon so much?
KingBooRadley
A pizza is not a plate. Guilty!
Icy-Yew-0837
This is a sandwich. An *open-faced sandwich.*
OkReturn2071
Guilty throw away the key. Buy first lock them in the gallows so I can throw rotten tomatoes at em!!!1111
BongtheConqueror
I’m a pizza degenerate, I’d fuck with this.
ronshasta
Nah coleslaw and pear slices? Just make a sandwich instead not a damn pizza
PreferredThrowaway
Looked ok at first until you mentioned pear slices. I thought it was ham. Also, cooked coleslaw?
Guilty as can be. No prison. Straight to the gallows with you.
39 Comments
SO WRONG. 3-5 YEARS WRONG.
You cooked coleslaw?
Seemed fine until you cooked coleslaw and… Pear slices???? I’m not seeing it. Guilty.
I would eat that whole pizza and not share
should be a sandwich and a NC vinegar to cut through the sweetness and fat from the pork and slaw imo. I’m sure it was decent though, people sleep on cooked pears
https://preview.redd.it/jlqc59bf37df1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb0e6503cf66067ddb82d969cf080be2b3cc7020
Is that abomination
I’m intrigued by pear slices on pizza. Im in!
One person can change the world of pizza with one ingredient.
I’d rather try a new fruit on pizza than live in fear and cowardice of topping variables.
https://preview.redd.it/cuk4fpqc67df1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dd023130bb084a4ca0470f3e0313bedac97f82a
I mean I get what you’re going for but why the pear slices? Everything else is fine imo
It’s worth a slice try. I’m just not looking forward to the slaw
The only crime here is calling it “pizza”, because that ain’t pizza, it’s bread with stuff on it, and it probably tastes fine, but just like if you mix ketchup in with rice, it ain’t a paella, putting bbq sauce on bread with cheese, aint a pizza.
Death penalty
You had me till the fucking pear slices. I can handle the cursed coleslaw, not the pear slices.
i see the vision but that pear looks tragically wet and the aioli looks like you outsourced its application to a daycare
You lost me with the pear slices. Put it in the slaw or leave it out all together
Was there any cheese involved?
I see no crime here, I don’t know if I would call it a pizza but I can’t make an argument that it isn’t, what I know is that it’s delicious. If this man is guilty then fuck, we’re all guilty of something, and may the first man without sin cast the first stone
https://i.redd.it/nogvhy44i7df1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/tu839k8di7df1.jpeg?width=596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebac8c9b23f0a3386d15b56a2d1b8c3279b0a5d6
Firstly, it looks like something you’d find underneath a sofa at some bros bachelor pad.
Before clicking, totally thought those were oyster shells. Was a real WTF moment for a second.
Go straight to jail doing Pass go…..don’t collect $200
I’m not sure if this is a crime of execution of flavor combinations. I can imagine a little bit of pair working on a BBQ pizza but not big slices. Cole slaw on a pizza seems just wrong. Garlic aioli does not belong anywhere near BBQ.
GUILTY
Coleslaw would be strange on a pizza, but I’ll give it a pass. Absolutely not the kind of pizza for pear slices though. Pear with… bbq sauce, coleslaw, and pulled pork? Hell no. I’d say it’s a misdemeanor since pizza is all about picking ingredient combinations you like, which is clearly what you were doing here. Lines can be crossed, however, and you need to be reformed. Fruit on pizza is a delicate procedure and you risk tearing open a hole in the pizza universe.
Yes
I thought it was a dirty ashtray dropped on the belly of a dirty dog
WTF? I thought it was yeard trimmings with a slice of potato on top. This shit isn’t just a crime… this is 100% pizza treason 🤮.
yes
crime? yes.
would i eat the shit out of it?
also yes.
Sounds like something I’d be willing to try.
You tried to reinvent pineapple on pizza. But pear slices turn brown. They cannot compare.
Why do you hate your colon so much?
A pizza is not a plate. Guilty!
This is a sandwich. An *open-faced sandwich.*
Guilty throw away the key. Buy first lock them in the gallows so I can throw rotten tomatoes at em!!!1111
I’m a pizza degenerate, I’d fuck with this.
Nah coleslaw and pear slices? Just make a sandwich instead not a damn pizza
Looked ok at first until you mentioned pear slices. I thought it was ham. Also, cooked coleslaw?
Guilty as can be. No prison. Straight to the gallows with you.