Ohmygod this sounds horrid! But I dislike grapefruit so maybe it’s not horrid to those who love that butter citrus.
paraworldblue
This seems like what would happen if an extremely sheltered person from the 60s heard a vague description of guacamole and tried to just wing it based on their prior cooking experience which came exclusively from following those batshit 60s Betty Crocker cookbooks.
DJMagicHandz
My government teacher’s wife made it and that was one of the disgusting things I’ve ever tasted, and I had balut before…
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Needs somee arooooogula.
The fascination of that era to throw things in galatin, I will never understand.
Mashed Avocado in jelly must have looked … interesting, specially with a bit of mayo on top.
Paging Dylan Hollis.
Anyone here game enough to make it and video themselves eating it.
Reptilian theory is making a lotta sense rn
Why is Watergate the big scandal of his presidency when THIS existed?
This is Not a [Valid Salad.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qTNLbIMXHU)
Watergate salad is better
so the whitest guac youve ever seen?
I’m gonna try it.
Jesus there’s not a single thing the man ever did that wasn’t pathetic
Forget impeachment, straight to jail

Looks like somebody was brave enough to make it [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci29y8FIr48](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci29y8FIr48)
https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/s/O0SvihJOLw
This guy!!!
Still better than annihilating a steak.
Ohmygod this sounds horrid! But I dislike grapefruit so maybe it’s not horrid to those who love that butter citrus.
This seems like what would happen if an extremely sheltered person from the 60s heard a vague description of guacamole and tried to just wing it based on their prior cooking experience which came exclusively from following those batshit 60s Betty Crocker cookbooks.
My government teacher’s wife made it and that was one of the disgusting things I’ve ever tasted, and I had balut before…
https://preview.redd.it/g8sacfe8j8df1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0ceb15749ff21e458d307dd0d135bbf277f009b
Compliment of a pedophile.
Is this from the White House Cookbook? I came across a copy at a used book store and had to swear to someone that picked watermelon rind was in it.
There’s a pdf of it online if anyone’s curious what other abominations exist. (That’s the digital document, not a Trump joke)
I knew Nixon was evil, but this is excessive
Look at that white people heritage 😂
Turns out watergate was only the second worst thing inflicted upon us by tricky dicky.
Wtf is this abomination? This is worse than Watergate!
🤢🤮
Whipped cream and mayonnaise.
Mmmmmm. Mmmmmmmmm.
I need Dylan to make it because this is unhinged.