Not only is it bad to look at, the taste was similar to eating textured cardboard with hints of cheese. Took me back to grade school. Idk what it was but it wasn't pizza
by Magmakensuke
48 Comments
_NonExisting_
Its just… sad.
joshmoney
Looks like a rabbit ate it already
Several_Razzmatazz71
depends if you paid cheap and tastes like cardboard, well you paid for it.
Willow1883
It looks like Totino’s pizza rolls exploded.
eatmyshorzz
That’s how my poop looks like after a 3 day rave
lo-lux
So they made pizza triangles and pretend they were sliced? Unda da jail fo.dat.
mybighardthrowaway
Why bother cutting it in to a triangle…. Just make a regular fucking pizza with that amount of dough at that point. What the hell
Heisenbread77
I would love some grade school pizza right now.
This, not so much.
offalshade
Eh I’ve seen worse
NaraFei_Jenova
Those aren’t even slices, they’re whole small triangular pizzas.
bacteriakookaburra
You got two slices of bullshit
937Asylum81
I mean, it doesnt look great or anything, but compared to what usually gets posted on here its not all that bad. Hell, I would rather eat this over any ohio valley style any day
DIJames6
You should sue..
acerunner007
WOULD. Not a crime.
TheEverythingKing101
Bro what the fuque that looks horrible I can totally imagine the taste matching your description
All_Gas420
Pre-cut crust slices with toppings added? Strange af
Redpin
Who orders slices of pizza?
TJSwoboda
I’ll be the dissenting juror and say NBD here. I can’t tell how good the crust is by looking at it, but this could potentially be good pizza. At worst it looks like serviceable pizza.
Equivalent_Move8267
A I Doritos
LMB_mook
“but boss, we only have enough toppings for one slice?”
“So? Just make it”
ButternutCheesesteak
This looks fine to me. Not gourmet but I would eat it. I would eat it sober too.
amica_hostis
I’ve seen a lot worse I would have eaten it lol
totaly-not-a-noob
Not a conventional way to make pizza, but not inedible,
SmoothieBrian
That’s not sausage, that’s pizza
SoggyMorningTacos
Hey yeah I’d eat that
SmoothieBrian
Crust looks like shit
Marshmallowbutbetter
Kitty kibble pizza
jCreed85
That’s just one roll of Pillsberry pizza dough cut at an angle to make two triangle pizzas
heatin9
How they got crust on the tip no diddy
Electronic-Elk4404
looks like a pizza roll! they made you individual pizza slices LOL crazy
SeawardFriend
This just looks like some school pizza. Douse it in ranch and I’ll down that no problem
Lich_Apologist
I’m an hour late to lunch and would murder those.
Lydia_Brunch
Not a crime, just a mediocre (but perfectly within the boundaries of Pizza Law) pizza.
Slouchman42
Mm cafeteria “pizza”
chuckinalicious543
Honestly, I kinda miss deer pellet sausage. I bet it would taste so nostalgic…
Hizam5
All crust pizza!
VicisSubsisto
Looks like they tried to bake two individual triangular pizzas and pass them off as pizza slices. Weird but not a crime.
MarxistMan13
Are these Tostitos with rat turds?
SynapseDon
r/Poopfromabutt
YippieKayYayMrFalcon
I’ve never seen slices baked individually like that. Usually you just make a large cheese pizza as a “slice pie”, par bake it, then cut into slices and top with toppings and back in the oven for individual slice orders.
I’d still eat this.
PlanetSeaShells
I cant be the only one who thinks that looks yummy… or maybe im just hungry?
WorldlyOrchid9663
You ordered two slices of shit bro
circuitj3rky
that looks tasty ngl
PhillyEagles208
Extra crust pizza? Lol.
Frosty-Pay5351
Not a crime but simply not good. A pizza with 3 little crusts WTF
Chunkydude616
Those are cat treats lol
0_Johnathan_Hill_0
This not a crime, Not everyone uses sliced sausage
FuturePlantDoctor
Simpsons did it. This is straight from an episode of The Simpsons. The one where Michael Rapaport opened a food truck that sold pizza slices made to order.
48 Comments
Its just… sad.
Looks like a rabbit ate it already
depends if you paid cheap and tastes like cardboard, well you paid for it.
It looks like Totino’s pizza rolls exploded.
That’s how my poop looks like after a 3 day rave
So they made pizza triangles and pretend they were sliced? Unda da jail fo.dat.
Why bother cutting it in to a triangle…. Just make a regular fucking pizza with that amount of dough at that point. What the hell
I would love some grade school pizza right now.
This, not so much.
Eh I’ve seen worse
Those aren’t even slices, they’re whole small triangular pizzas.
You got two slices of bullshit
I mean, it doesnt look great or anything, but compared to what usually gets posted on here its not all that bad. Hell, I would rather eat this over any ohio valley style any day
You should sue..
WOULD. Not a crime.
Bro what the fuque that looks horrible I can totally imagine the taste matching your description
Pre-cut crust slices with toppings added? Strange af
Who orders slices of pizza?
I’ll be the dissenting juror and say NBD here. I can’t tell how good the crust is by looking at it, but this could potentially be good pizza. At worst it looks like serviceable pizza.
A I Doritos
“but boss, we only have enough toppings for one slice?”
“So? Just make it”
This looks fine to me. Not gourmet but I would eat it. I would eat it sober too.
I’ve seen a lot worse I would have eaten it lol
Not a conventional way to make pizza, but not inedible,
That’s not sausage, that’s pizza
Hey yeah I’d eat that
Crust looks like shit
Kitty kibble pizza
That’s just one roll of Pillsberry pizza dough cut at an angle to make two triangle pizzas
How they got crust on the tip no diddy
looks like a pizza roll! they made you individual pizza slices LOL crazy
This just looks like some school pizza. Douse it in ranch and I’ll down that no problem
I’m an hour late to lunch and would murder those.
Not a crime, just a mediocre (but perfectly within the boundaries of Pizza Law) pizza.
Mm cafeteria “pizza”
Honestly, I kinda miss deer pellet sausage. I bet it would taste so nostalgic…
All crust pizza!
Looks like they tried to bake two individual triangular pizzas and pass them off as pizza slices. Weird but not a crime.
Are these Tostitos with rat turds?
r/Poopfromabutt
I’ve never seen slices baked individually like that. Usually you just make a large cheese pizza as a “slice pie”, par bake it, then cut into slices and top with toppings and back in the oven for individual slice orders.
I’d still eat this.
I cant be the only one who thinks that looks yummy… or maybe im just hungry?
You ordered two slices of shit bro
that looks tasty ngl
Extra crust pizza? Lol.
Not a crime but simply not good. A pizza with 3 little crusts WTF
Those are cat treats lol
This not a crime,
Not everyone uses sliced sausage
Simpsons did it. This is straight from an episode of The Simpsons. The one where Michael Rapaport opened a food truck that sold pizza slices made to order.