I can’t clopen like I could when I was 20.

by missdrywit

16 Comments

  1. Fabulous_Result_3324

    You can… if you sleep in the locker room.

  2. Static_Sentience

    My boss a few times has had me close around 10 one night, open at 8 the following morning, work all day until 10, and then open up again the 3rd morning

  3. Misery_Division

    Saturday shift ends at around 2am, 30-40 mins commute back, 1 hour to calm my hypertension and go to sleep

    Sleep 5:30ish hours, go for a 13 hour shift on Sunday. Meanwhile FoH who have more staff are able to have 2 shifts on Sundays

    Fuck this shit man

  4. TheBlueSin

    In certain states/cities you are within your legal rights to say no. I used to tell my managers at a different job I wouldn’t show up to clopen shifts cause there wasn’t atleast 10 hours between shifts.

  5. justcougit

    I worked a 36 hour shift once. Now if I don’t get my 8 hours I’m a wreck. Getting old is great bc it teaches you to say “fuck that” to your boss!

  6. geezeslice333

    I used to clopen allll the time when I was in my 20s. I would fucking die now.

  7. Unfair-Animator9469

    Not a matter of can’t it’s a matter of won’t. Young people do this because they feel like they have to.

  8. DataMin3r

    Clopen shifts are bullshit.

    Open shift was 5am-3pm
    Closing shift was 2pm-midnight

    Used to close at midnight, and come in at 5am to start slow roasting pork belly, order produce, do prep, set up lines, and setup registers. Powered entirely by dabs, monster assault, and self loathing for $8/hr.

    GM: “hey, I made the schedule. Got you 40 hours and extra days off.”

    Close->open to close->open

    Every friday: “I need you to come in and close.”

    Me: “Kill me”

  9. shredbmc

    The clopen is the dumbest shift combination imaginable. You want degradation in quality, staff injury and burnout? Because this is how you get degradation in quality, staff injury and/or burnout

  10. ChimoEngr

    I will never understand how that is a thing. Don’t labour laws require a minimum amount of time before one shift ends and another starts?

  11. IndependentNo8520

    Actually you shouldn’t at any age, its detrimental for the brain if its frequently

  12. doiwinaprize

    The only good thing about a clopen is you can kinda fuck the close if you’re okay with it in the morning.

  13. _reschke

    “I can’t believe you’re not clopening in cotton.”

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