Should I go buy a scratch off

by KindlySpread7544

30 Comments

  1. BreadfruitOutside820

    Yes! You accomplished the impossible! You are the Gandalf of grilling!

  2. No need! You just used all your luck. Better luck next life!

  3. SchrodingersWetFart

    Based on my experience, this is AI. I have never witnessed this work in person.

  4. Go ask your wife if tonight’s the night. Run don’t walk.

  5. far-out-dude

    I call bullshit. NASA released a study proving this is impossible

  6. Srycomaine

    Nice one! Not to be an @$$hole, but it is really simple once you know how. Brewing beer (grain bags) and barbecuing is a breeze with this one simple trick! Identify the side with a single string, gently pull it free, and then it just unravels across the top of the bag with a steady tug. Seriously, practice it a few times and you won’t have to grab the scissors or a knife.

    Since OP did this without knowing all of that, big props to him! 😅👍

  7. meagainpansy

    I’m going to have to see a full unedited video of the process before I believe this AI slop.

  8. rileydogdad1

    No video, didn’t happen. I have an HEB bag in the garage that I am afraid to open for the obvious reason.

  9. CaptDrunkenstein

    Oh my god yes. I don’t even try anymore, just scissors.

  10. ELRey_Viejo

    Damn that’s good. Once in lifetime happening

  11. Garfield-1979

    Negative. You need to take that back and get the bright orange bag of B&B briquettes a little further down the aisle.

  12. Illustrious-Leave406

    Well, you also live near an HEB so you’re a lucky kind of guy.

  13. TheStarsMist

    You could buy a ticket on a Boeing and be fine friend.

  14. Jukejoint64

    My God! This is such a gratifying post. I really thought I was suffering alone in my inability to solve the threaded charcoal bag problem. One time I broke and violently attacked an innocent bag of charcoal with a knife after struggling with the threaded puzzle for 10 minutes.

  15. If you pulled that off you should try for the Powerball.

  16. I did that once in 2007. Have not been able to reproduce that glorious day.

  17. IdentittyTheftNoJoke

    I bought 15 bags of this last week. Not the best, but well worth the less than $5 on sale price!

  18. sprocketsock

    This happened to me once. I was nearly blind drunk, but woke up the next day with my charcoal bag looking like this. So, I think that’s the trick. Get blind drunk, then operate on the unopened bag.

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