It’s like a d&d tournament over here… 500 males and not a female in sight

by MarkBandanaquitz

21 Comments

  1. Alternative-Bid4014

    Same with my cucumber plant 😔

  2. cauliflowerbroccoli

    Males and females in the wrong place at the wrong time, it seems the garden has been “coldplayed.”

  3. HighTurtles420

    Same but when I finally do get a female it wilts and dies before I can pollinate it 🙃

  4. dj_juliamarie

    Veggies love flowers. I would try and pop a few summer perennials that are flowering in and around your garden.

  5. Miss-Kitt

    You need more phosphorus to set female flowers in squash!

  6. Possible_Win_1463

    There abstaining till just the right time

  7. Snipafist

    That’s rough, just give it some time and hopefully it will get better. Give it some extra nutrients and maybe it’ll feel secure enough to commit to female flowers.

    Also, D&D doesn’t have tournaments and it’s seen a huge increase in female players, which is good! The joke still works if you make it about Magic the Gathering or Warhammer 40K, though.

  8. External_Glass_7686

    Ask yourself:
    “Where did the seeds come from?”

  9. Russiadontgiveafuck

    Started out the same for me, now I only have females. it’s like a knitting circle.

  10. Redditor2684

    I think this may be happening with my pole beans?

  11. NotYourSexyNurse

    I mean I can’t even get a zucchini, cucumber or squash plant to grow past 5 inches. Vine borers always take the plants out no matter what I try.

  12. ThrenodyToTrinity

    That’s because plants will usually start with male flowers and then start opening female flowers. As with all aspects of gardening, just be patient.

    Also, my DnD group is 4 women, 1 man, and 1 non-binary person, so I’ll be curious to see how my flower distribution works out this year if the analogy holds.

  13. Stuff-nThings

    Sprinkle some pumpkin spice around the plant and place some yoga paint on that fence. They will come around.

  14. ghoulcreep

    The government is putting chemicals in the water turning our plants gay

  15. Icedcoffeeee

    Unlike a D&D tournament, the female (flowers) will show up soon.

  16. I must have 30 males to one or two females flowers. It’s crazy.

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