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Oh, Eli. Eli, come here. Yo, what’s going on, guys? Welcome back to another video. Today, I got my boy Kemell with me today and we’re playing cooking. Today, today I’m a chef cooking with Ka. Cooking within cooking within Eli. Today we’re making chicken and waffles. Welcome to this episode of Cooking with Mili. I’m your auctioneer, Ninja. Kelvin and I have $2,000 to bid against each other. Auctions will take place every 10 minutes. The player with the highest bid gains either an advantage or cause the challenge or punishment to the other player, all while the clock keeps ticking. Good luck. And the timer starts now. Okay, step by step. Okay, simple frying chicken. But I I cook my chicken like the country way. Like I boil my chicken first with season. Huh? Yeah, I do it like that. It It still It still comes as a fried chicken. You boil your chicken? I boil my chicken with season and with season boil. You can do whatever you want. I’m just going to win. Bro just said, “I’mma boil my chicken before I start.” Oh, first look. Wash our hands, bro. We didn’t even do that [ __ ] Yeah. Did you wash your hands? I always wash my hands. Did you wash your hands, though? No. No, Calvin, stop. Oh, you scared me. Wait, wait, wait. How how good of a chef do you think you are out of 10? 110. I say like a five. Five, four, three, two, first, wash the chicken cuz you don’t like it called salmon, you know? Salam. That’s crazy, huh? Is it called salam? Salmonella. Salmonella. That’s a tongue twister to me. First step, cut off the the fat. I give you I give you $500 if you take a bite of this. Some people do that. I’m nasty. I’m not I’m not doing that. Have you seen that Canel Joseph video where he ate raw chicken? Did he really? The uh what’s his name? The Lion King. What’s his name? Mufasa. No, no, no. The guy Oh, what? Oh, you got to you he got to tell you it first. Auction time. Yeah. Half a cup of alcohol added and or incorporated in your dish. Oh, 50 bucks. I’ll start 50. 50 bucks going once. I need flowers. I’m cooking twice. What? Wait, wait, wait. You got $1. That’s Wait, wait, wait. Bro, you s here. All right. Give me 50 bucks. I got to put I got to put alcohol in my dish. I need to eat food. All right. Okay. Now we’re a commercial break. If any of you ladies want a boyfriend that knows how to cook, he he know how to cook for real. Oh, hell no, man. I am a chef. I did culinary school back in high school. Top of my class. Oh, bro. See that right there gave you a F. There’s a giant hole in the side of the bag. You know, we only got an hour, right? Oh, yeah. Bro, I watch what Han make my chicken. Oh, another option. All right, for the next auction, this one is going to be dish reset. You guys are going to stop cooking and you can’t use what you already prepared. You have to start from scratch again. The starting bid is going to be 300. I’ll I’ll I’ll start at 300. I barely started. I’ll do it. He He has to fight for his life now. No. Yo, come on. Don’t do it. Come on, bro. Come on. Come on. What do you even have? Come on. He has chicken in a pan. What? Sorry, man. Come on. Please. You have to start bidding [ __ ] 300. 300. All right. 300 for a lot. What in the evil lab, bro? Don’t do it. Don’t do it. Yo, don’t do it. [ __ ] you didn’t even put it in. 300. 300. 300 going once. 300. I already said 300. 300. 300 going once. 300. I think he already said 300. 350. All right. 350 go 500. 500 going once. Yeah. Going twice. 510. 510 going once. 511. 511 going once. Going twice. I’m about to make bro. Oh. 511. Wait. I have to start over. Yeah, bro. It’s cooked. lie. You’re You’re cheating, bro. Give me 30 back. How am I cheating? Cuz like it’s it’s a friendly game, you know what I’m like? This is friendly, bro. I’m I’m I was about to I was about to cook my chicken. Imagine if I start boiling in, bro. Everyone just going to think I’m a cheater now. That’s a game. He didn’t even a cheater. I’m starting over now. Yo, what would your girlfriend do if he you started watching Pokemon? Uh, she probably get tight. I don’t get it. Like I mean cooking with Kaya, she just be like when that when that trend started I was so confused like why girls getting mad like she just be cooking right? She be shaking ass too. Oh for the next auction punchy. If you say the word the you’ll get punched and the starting bid is $150. So that’s not how it goes. 150 150 going once. 160 going once. 500. 500 going once. Going twice. I don’t I can’t do I can’t do Elijah. If you say the word the You’re getting punched. That test his strength. Touch it. Yeah. Test it. What the See? Let’s see how hard you going to punch him. Bro, you punched me hard when I was look when I wasn’t even looking and you gonna do that weak ass punch. You know, if we don’t finish this time, like I’m really taking this more serious. If we don’t finish in an hour, we just got to serve what we got. Bro, low key, I I need to pick up the pace. I really need to pick up the pace, Mom. I’m supposed to hard. Yeah, there we go. All right, my turn. Give me a glove. You can’t You can’t tighten up though. You can’t tie. You got to be loose. What you mean I got to be loose? for this. Okay, it is the great reckoning. No more no more um recipes. You can’t look at your recipe at all. I wasn’t looking at my recipe in the first place. Bless you. Bless you. Okay. What’s it going for? All right. Starting is $300. 300 300 310 310 350 350 once. What is 210? You know what? You know what? twice. 360 400. That’s good. I don’t care. I just I just wait a little. I need I need the recipe, boys. Garlic. All right, I need to pick up the piece, bro. This is really Master Chef. I didn’t Wait, I said it. You can’t pick up the pace. All right, hit me, bro. Bro, see, thank thankfully he’s young because he don’t know how to punch. Kevin, I’ll let you punch me. You want to punch me? No, you good. Oh, really? I’ll let you punch me. I want to see how hard you If I punch you one, I won’t punch you. I won’t I won’t punch you back. I just want to see how hard you punch. 300. Was that your hardest? Was that your hardest? Bro, I think I spin my wrist. You know what, bro? You turned that one off, I think. All right, for the next auction, it’s ramen time. One of you have to pause what you’re doing and make me some ramen. The starting bid is $50. Did you put [ __ ] in my food? $50. Wait, why is he ignoring me? Did he 100? Did you put something in here? No. You’re lying. I did not do this. I was here the whole time. 50 60 steps. 65 100 going once. Bro, you put 110 110 going twice. 150. You put some in here. 160. Now I got to restart. 200 cuz he wants to my 300. 300 going once. Uh 350. 350 going once. 360 going once. 360 going once, bro. 400. 400 going once. 420. 410. 450. 430 420 410 410 450 going what? Who’s that? 450. He did. Oh, he said 450 and then he tried going back down. 510. 510 going. He’s not even rich like that, bro. Twice. 520. 520. He not rich like that, bro. 5 530. 530 going what? 530. You rich like that, bro? Twice. I know you don’t got it. So, no. 540. 540 going on. 540. Yeah. 545. 545. You got one. 550. 550 going once. Going twice. Mhm. You got Oh, yeah. Hey, if I’m making noodles, can I make some for myself, too? If you want. I’m I’m I’m kicking it overtime now. All right, bro. I want some waffles. You’re going to get waffles when when we’re done making waffles. [ __ ] suck at cooking. Oh, bro, my thing has not even boiled yet. It’s taking forever. Like, is it on? Yours is not on. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Bro, bless you, bro. Thank you. Bless you, man. I always said I always bless you. Yo, second grade, I used to sneeze. Nobody said bless you, so I just said myself. Really? I’m being so serious, bro. If you were in this man’s second grade class growing up, people never said bless you to me. It rarely said bless you to me. So, really, bro? I always said bless you to myself, you know, cuz I love myself. For the next item, you guys will be auctioning for you guys will uh get noise cancelling headphones and a 10minute loop of screaming sound will be playing. The starting bid is $50. 100 100 going once. 110 110 going once. 150 150 going once. 10060 160 going once. You got money like that going twice. 200 200 going once. 250 250 going once. Do you really buy this though? 290 29 going once. 300 going once. Going twice. Is it worth it? 310. 310 going once. Twice. 400. 400 going once. I’m out. I don’t even have money like that. Oh. 350 or 400 to Calvin. All right. Come here. Huh? Oh [ __ ] Yeah, boy. Do not have to put on music. What are you talking about? I’m listening to eat scream my ears right now. Make sure this battery don’t die. What? Good. I can hear it from here. Bro, I can visibly see that you put it in here. No, this going to be one of the best. Bro, you don’t have time, [ __ ] Just make the ramen. I literally can’t even ramen. You don’t want it? No, I’m saying finish cooking the ramen so you can finish. He [ __ ] me. Pause. Pause. Pause. You literally said mad seasoning in my waffle mix. First of all, I did not do that. Huh? Who did it? Casper. Really, [ __ ] No. Casper. You didn’t just knock it. Huh? Who doesn’t even like it? What? Dude doesn’t even like dick. I didn’t do this. You did this. Do this. Why? Yes or no? Yes. What? You did this. No. You do this. I didn’t do this. You did this. You do this. Do this. What the [ __ ] Look. What? What? You did this. Yeah. See, you like dick. Yes, you did. That was literally you. You like dick. You did this. You I didn’t do this. Okay. We’re walking to overtime, boys. Super overtime. Got to go fast. Try it. It’s hot. It’s hot. Bro, my [ __ ] looks like vomit. You are my sunshine. Is this done yet? Bro, it’s mad loud in my ear. For the next auction, one player take a snack break and step away from cooking for 5 minutes. $50. So, 50. 50 going what? Um 100 going what? 200 200 going once 250 250 going once 300 going once 350 400 400 going once going twice no four N it’s so sorry you have to take a little snack breaks for 5 minutes here’s your watermelon and your great Kool-Aid are you cutting it like that how else am I going to eat this without getting dirty. Do not try this at home. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing. Okay. Out of all the snacks, why’d you get water watermelon, though? All right, snack time over. You can Bro, I’m not done. Okay. My my my fingerprint is not working on this. You want a bite? Nah, you good. You good, bro? Focus on your log, bro. Is that everything? I think I’m done. Fine. That’s why I don’t have Bro, that’s it. Go, bro. It is now judgment time. I, the auctioneer, have seen it all. Kelvin versus Eli, the two worst chefs that’s ever competed on this channel. Chefs, bring me your dishes. Chefs, you know what I’m saying? Chef uh as you can see, I wasn’t able to make the waffles to bake chicken because And why is that? You have an hour? I had I had problem with the stove. All right. And one of the one of the challenges I couldn’t use the ingredients. I couldn’t use the extraction. So I didn’t know I don’t know how to make waffles from scratch. Yeah. So he he basically like treated like [ __ ] me. Huh? I I didn’t [ __ ] him. I did not [ __ ] him. All right. So, yeah, that’s it. All right. Uh, I made chicken and waffles as instructed with a side of watermelon. I knew what the J is going to be today, so I add a little flare to my dish. I mean, you could eat syrup with chicken. You want to? Yeah. I want you to try it. All right. This has to be fat. Wow. Greasy, sugary, delicious. It’s chicken. Can I try it? You can try it. Got to feed it. Let my man feed you his Okay. Actually, not bad. Like it’s not that. Now I get this one. Mhm. You want some? This is a big chunk of chicken. Look at that. Look, look, look. Show it to the camera. Why not? I don’t care what y’all say. My chicken is the best. Is my chicken even cooked? It looks cooked. It looks juicy. So, it’s not pink. What? Now, try some watermelon. Let’s see what you got, too. Yeah. Go ahead and try some. Tell me how you like it. It’s dry. What? It’s dry. Juicy. Hey, what’s it doing? Presentationwise, I’ll have to give it to this one. Mhm. It It looked good until it got devoured by all of us. The corn is strong. So, five out of 10. Five. How was the high five? And for this one, I would give it prop for being juicy chicken. But then again, it was only chicken. There was no waffles. So, I’m going to have to give it two. Chicken wasn’t bad. It wasn’t bad, but it wasn’t a fool, man. I ain’t going to lie. Oh, he ain’t trying mine. So, yeah. But presentation, how it look? What? Four pieces of chicken. Five pieces of chicken. Oh, that was just So, who won? Not to give it to this time. I finally won, y’all. Mom, I’m taking this [ __ ] home. See, he tried to eat the chicken. He said it was bad. He just said it was bad. Nah, you’re not allowed to eat the chicken now. More. Yeah, it was good. Yeah, boy. Bro, the reason why he didn’t try mine, it wasn’t mine. Okay. Okay. Mine has a little bit of alcohol. He going crazy on my chicken, too. All right, though. So, I won. That’s what you’re saying. Save this for later. Is that pink? No, that’s good. That good. Nah, that’s good. No, don’t eat that. Do not eat that. You sure? Depressed. Oh, hey. Don’t you don’t eat that. Do not eat that. [ __ ] Don’t eat that. You’re going to have food poison. Why is it so big? I don’t know, but it’s not cooked. I’m not going to lie. I definitely should lose points. Bounce. I should lose low key. Ch. What do you think? I mean, it was the part that we were eating. Be honest. Mine was good. Mine was better, bro. If I If I had If I had more time and you didn’t need more, honestly, you only needed 20 minutes. Y’all was doing way too. If I If I If I wasn’t sabotage with the ingredients, I would have did it letter. No one sabotaged you when you said not to look at the iPad. All right. So, what’s the true re like true now? Because I still like this. Okay. Yours it was just chicken. saying I beat Kelvin even though I didn’t cook the chicken through. Yeah, it was [ __ ] All right, thank you guys for watching. Subscribe to Kelvin. Shout out to him. Shout out to the chef and the judge. By the time you see this, I probably hit 2K. But if you if if I hit 2K, I might hit 2K. By the time you see this, I’m proud of him. He did good. And he was actually some worthy competition. I didn’t even make a boiled chicken. And I’m not going to lie, it was actually good. Let’s hit uh 10K likes this video. No matter if I [ __ ] it 50k and you if you do 50k I’m deleting my channel. 50k and he’ll delete his channel. Even though I don’t want to see it go but let’s say 50k. Let’s go. 50k I’m deleting my channel. He said it. I’m going to see you later.
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alll ma fellas
bro brought his son
It’s like slapstick comedy cooking🎉😮😅
I think ima good chief
It was dry though but it was good
Brrrrrrrrr 300😂
Was that your hardest??? Ahhhhhhhhhh 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
12:30 mad funny😭😭😭
13:05 somebody need to clip this