Quark (german equivalent of cream cheese) with Oreos (pureed) Sometimes I also add Oreo flavour powder when I feel extra sad or tired (like above)
9/10 Flavour
by JustMoa96
44 Comments
mbrocks3527
It doesn’t look *bad* per se, it just looks like something you’d grout your bathroom tiles with.
yepterrr
He was forced to eat cement when he was six 💔
Asio0tus
Ah yes, comfort concrete. Nothing better to fill the void
StevesRoomate
I feel bad if I eat this
AmosJoseph
Did you save some for the CPU?
pwnkage
I couldn’t guess what this is, it just looks so much like concrete.
Left_Caterpillar845
Reminds me of the episode of SpongeBob where they painted over and sold the [sludge krabby patties](https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Synthetic_Krabby_Patty) Though after reading what it actually was, I’d probably eat it too.
Nonlethalrtard
Artic silver 5
chpbnvic
“Try the grey stuff, it’s delicious!”
NoReason_CL
Low key looks scrumptious, maybe just because im german tho..
Crinni_Boo
Homer made his own “homemade Prozac” on the Simpsons using ice cream 🤷♀️ nothing wrong with this OP, I’d try it!
Teco_
nice and home made thermal paste
KernunQc7
Looks like concrete.
trillowo
das concrete baby
illiter-it
Do other countries not have cream cheese? TIL
HarryHood146
Is that 45 minute or 90?
IceBear5321
Plaster of paris!?
Adrolak
For when you want to eat something that looks how you feel
Electronic-Hope-1
That makes you feel *better*?
Shade-RF-
Spackle?
Apprehensive_Bee3327
I’m a slut for some cream cheese, but I don’t know about raw dogging it with a spoon..
cainreliant
Cement?
nicole-tesla
There is an oreo flavored powder????
auntyshaQ
Yes, I thought plaster of Paris with that chalky taste.
No_Opposite1807
While scrolling, i thought this was thermal paste. But it straight up looks like aluminum flavored ice cream.
GottaBIn2PullOut
Do you add water, mix, and pour into shapes where it gradually hardens to stone?
Does eating this make you poop rocks? Or is it more like gravel after digestion?
Impressive-Guest8178
does it make you feel worse
HTD-Vintage
Incidentally, I feel bad when you eat this, lol
AdvicePino
Quark isn’t really cream cheese, it’s more like a smooth cottage cheese and especially the low fat kind is actually quite healthy with a lot of protein
FLOHTX
Mmmm spackle
autumnmelancholy
Quark is NOT cream cheese. They are not similar at all. Quark is more like smooth cottage cheese – slightly tangy.
Foxy_Traine
First, I would never call quark cream cheese. They are distinctly different things!
Second, would eat. I bet it’s amazing.
empatheticsocialist1
What do you MEAN
Oreos (PUREED???????)
yallermysons
Omg my family makes an Oreo pie that is basically this… except with one part sugar to match the cream cheese 🤣 it tastes fantastic.
U2ElectricBoogaloo
Sweet, nourishing gruel!
ZealousRisotto
At least put some oreo crumble on top while you eat it man…
JoBloGo
So that you realize that things can always get worse?
fine_nut36
I feel bad when you get it too
napalmtree13
Quark is not German cream cheese. Frischkäse is.
With that out of the way, try the non-fat free Quark with a tablespoon of maple syrup. It’s delicious.
Ordinary_Object
Is this concrete mix?
ZePlotThickener
Getting plastered is something a lot of people do when they feel bad.
Cirrhosis-2015
Yeah drywall mud is just the thing when I’m depressed too.
44 Comments
It doesn’t look *bad* per se, it just looks like something you’d grout your bathroom tiles with.
He was forced to eat cement when he was six 💔
Ah yes, comfort concrete. Nothing better to fill the void
I feel bad if I eat this
Did you save some for the CPU?
I couldn’t guess what this is, it just looks so much like concrete.
Reminds me of the episode of SpongeBob where they painted over and sold the [sludge krabby patties](https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Synthetic_Krabby_Patty) Though after reading what it actually was, I’d probably eat it too.
Artic silver 5
“Try the grey stuff, it’s delicious!”
Low key looks scrumptious, maybe just because im german tho..
Homer made his own “homemade Prozac” on the Simpsons using ice cream 🤷♀️ nothing wrong with this OP, I’d try it!
nice and home made thermal paste
Looks like concrete.
das concrete baby
Do other countries not have cream cheese? TIL
Is that 45 minute or 90?
Plaster of paris!?
For when you want to eat something that looks how you feel
That makes you feel *better*?
Spackle?
I’m a slut for some cream cheese, but I don’t know about raw dogging it with a spoon..
Cement?
There is an oreo flavored powder????
Yes, I thought plaster of Paris with that chalky taste.
While scrolling, i thought this was thermal paste.
But it straight up looks like aluminum flavored ice cream.
Do you add water, mix, and pour into shapes where it gradually hardens to stone?
Does eating this make you poop rocks? Or is it more like gravel after digestion?
does it make you feel worse
Incidentally, I feel bad when you eat this, lol
Quark isn’t really cream cheese, it’s more like a smooth cottage cheese and especially the low fat kind is actually quite healthy with a lot of protein
Mmmm spackle
Quark is NOT cream cheese. They are not similar at all.
Quark is more like smooth cottage cheese – slightly tangy.
First, I would never call quark cream cheese. They are distinctly different things!
Second, would eat. I bet it’s amazing.
What do you MEAN
Oreos (PUREED???????)
Omg my family makes an Oreo pie that is basically this… except with one part sugar to match the cream cheese 🤣 it tastes fantastic.
Sweet, nourishing gruel!
At least put some oreo crumble on top while you eat it man…
So that you realize that things can always get worse?
I feel bad when you get it too
Quark is not German cream cheese. Frischkäse is.
With that out of the way, try the non-fat free Quark with a tablespoon of maple syrup. It’s delicious.
Is this concrete mix?
Getting plastered is something a lot of people do when they feel bad.
Yeah drywall mud is just the thing when I’m depressed too.
You know it’s healthy because it’s gray!
Nothing like spackle to soothe the hurt.