Hellmann’s released a “taste of Italy” ketchup in Czechia labeled “ideal for pizza”.

by butdattruetho

21 Comments

  1. welding_guy_from_LI

    It’s made with real Italians and mayonnaise

  2. GayAssBeagle

    Oh, they know our asses in a recession.

    “ yeah go ahead and put some of our sauce on your toast with some cheese and pepperoni you fuck”

  3. Teenslipperz92

    I looked for a whole minute and there is not a herb in there.. guilty

  4. Low_Wall_7828

    I’m voting guilty for using it on pizza, now for fries is another matter

  5. Funny_Collection8362

    I’ll just about let this one slide. Maybe a minor misdemeanour, a small fine. I don’t mind the odd spot of ketchup on a pizza, if it compliments salty toppings.

  6. Ricochet_skin

    If you use ketchup to complement your tomato sauce then it makes some sense

  7. I would need to taste it to decide if this is a crime or not. It very well may be just very smooth marinara sauce being sold as a ketchup.

  8. insaiyan17

    If theres a lack of tomato sauce on pizza ketchup is great. Best if put on before it goes in the oven though

  9. Educational-Quote-22

    Heinz is the only ketchup brand I acknowledge

  10. Firestorm0x0

    I just sent HELLMANN’s an angry customer complaint email. This is unacceptable and disgusting. They can sell this warcrime in Russia, but not here.

  11. Firestorm0x0

    The only way they could make this worse is by adding pieces of pineapple to it…

  12. Ok_Aioli3897

    Water, Tomato puree (88.8 g tomatoes per 100 g ketchup), Sugar, Fermented spirit vinegar, Modified corn starch, Salt, Acid (citric acid), Preservative (sodium benzoate), Natural flavors, Herbs 0.06% (thyme, oregano 0.01%, savory, sage, coriander)

    Here’s the ingredients

  13. wizzard419

    Guilty, propose sanctions against Czech Republic.

  14. mamamiaspicy

    When I was in middle school, there was this girl that would coat her school lunch pizza with about 1/2 an inch of ketchup. Still makes me feel nauseous to this day thinking about it. 

  15. bigsquirrel

    In a lot of SE/Western Asia ketchup is commonly served with pizza. It’s a thing. Not my jam but I get the existence of this.

  16. theghostsofvegas

    I’m just gonna say, ketchup in the rest of the world is much closer to marinara sauce than American ketchup.

  17. the_party_galgo

    For the love of God don’t tell my sister

  18. BeefWellingtonSpeedo

    If the United States is to become the World’s Policeman it must be in the name of Good Pizza.

    ✨🖐️👮‍♀️🍕🇺🇸

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