Anyone associated with this atrocity, from the pizza chef – possibly Satan himself – to the waitstaff, the host and bartender… All deserve 15-20 yrs. hard labor.
throwawayposts12345
What in the cinnamon toast fuck is that monstrosity
redbark2022
First of all, that’s a “flatbread”, not a pizza.
Indictments: 1. No full coverage 2. Uncooked toppings 3. Misshapen toppings 4. Using something that shouldn’t be a topping as a topping
SabziZindagi
And this is a restaurant…? It looks like something made by fratboys after a keg of beer and several bong hits.
eilonwyhasemu
Whoever made that hates their job, was high as a kite, or both.
Only1Schematic
Suspicious-Steak9168
It looks like a saltine skateboard…
R_Raider86
Guilty of pizza fraud. Defendant is barred for 10 years from being within 100 feet of an oven, or a pizza.
obligatory is the pizza in the room with us right now
EasyCZ75
WTF
Porterhouse417good
Did those fu*kers serve that to you with a straight fu*king face!?🤬
Annual-Club5510
Reminds me of those Lunchable “pizzas”
BigD4163
I’d still consume it all. Bad pizza is still pizza
Plays_Piano_JJJ11
Brother is that melted cheese, sliced hotdog, and ketchup on a big fucking saltine?!
Patman52
The worst pizza you’ve seen, *so far!*
Rageminusenthusiasm
Successful-Study4983
The person who made it said:
>!After begging for his life didn’t work!<
Heartless-otaku07
That is awful , reminds me of the lunchables pizza you put together just large size
musknasty84
That’s an atrocity
SAD-MAX-CZ
Looks like cooked when doing a space dogfight and delivered by ballistic reentry capsule. Brobably tastes heavenly though.
soda_cookie
I just subscribed to this sub not long ago and I don’t think I can take seeing these crimes against humanity any longer. I’ll be over at combat footage.
AppropriateTouching
Fucking flat bread with ketchup and hot dogs.
kahnwaldz_
Now this is worse than the brazilian ones
NoFaithlessness7508
This is like an oversized Lunchables pizza, thrown in the oven, and then sold for $27.99😭
NyGuy808
Looks like a build your own kids pizza at a restaurant due to the activity sheet under the crime
Chidoro45
Didn’t it say what it was on the menu? At what point would anyone think that combo would be good?
citori411
Latin America? I seen some nasty shit round those parts. Like, they’ve got amazing food, but maybe leave the pizza to people who actually like it.
jB_real
This is what I imagine pizza to look like north of the arctic circle.
jayjester
That_Jonesy
Fun fact you can, in fact, refuse food.
I’ve only done it twice but when someone brings something this garbage to your table you are allowed to just say, nope nevermind I’m not touching this or paying for it.
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Burn it with fire!!!
Wtf…
that looks more like flatbread than pizza to me
Anyone associated with this atrocity, from the pizza chef – possibly Satan himself – to the waitstaff, the host and bartender… All deserve 15-20 yrs. hard labor.
What in the cinnamon toast fuck is that monstrosity
First of all, that’s a “flatbread”, not a pizza.
Indictments:
1. No full coverage
2. Uncooked toppings
3. Misshapen toppings
4. Using something that shouldn’t be a topping as a topping
And this is a restaurant…? It looks like something made by fratboys after a keg of beer and several bong hits.
Whoever made that hates their job, was high as a kite, or both.
It looks like a saltine skateboard…
Guilty of pizza fraud. Defendant is barred for 10 years from being within 100 feet of an oven, or a pizza.
The worst pizza I’ve seen under my life.
https://preview.redd.it/mvpp5gkaxhef1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=93e71150a823b7daf8ae8a345abe2173271cd4c2
Honey, you’ve barely touched your flatbread with Sargento and Ragu topped with snausage dog treats.
what the fuck is this shit
This is just sad and an insult to whatever animal is on the sausage
Congratulations, this is unequivocally dreadful!
Are those Dallas cowboy stars? That would explain a lot
Also: guaew….(that noise that cats make before puking)
https://preview.redd.it/d4y8q40nzhef1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b0d778b604efebe75f6764106c490f8c720ba6b
I’m sorry, did someone actually pay for this?
obligatory is the pizza in the room with us right now
WTF
Did those fu*kers serve that to you with a straight fu*king face!?🤬
Reminds me of those Lunchable “pizzas”
I’d still consume it all. Bad pizza is still pizza
Brother is that melted cheese, sliced hotdog, and ketchup on a big fucking saltine?!
The worst pizza you’ve seen, *so far!*
The person who made it said:
>!After begging for his life didn’t work!<
That is awful , reminds me of the lunchables pizza you put together just large size
That’s an atrocity
Looks like cooked when doing a space dogfight and delivered by ballistic reentry capsule. Brobably tastes heavenly though.
I just subscribed to this sub not long ago and I don’t think I can take seeing these crimes against humanity any longer. I’ll be over at combat footage.
Fucking flat bread with ketchup and hot dogs.
Now this is worse than the brazilian ones
This is like an oversized Lunchables pizza, thrown in the oven, and then sold for $27.99😭
Looks like a build your own kids pizza at a restaurant due to the activity sheet under the crime
Didn’t it say what it was on the menu? At what point would anyone think that combo would be good?
Latin America? I seen some nasty shit round those parts. Like, they’ve got amazing food, but maybe leave the pizza to people who actually like it.
This is what I imagine pizza to look like north of the arctic circle.
Fun fact you can, in fact, refuse food.
I’ve only done it twice but when someone brings something this garbage to your table you are allowed to just say, nope nevermind I’m not touching this or paying for it.
No way this isn’t matzah