She called is savory oatmeal, it’s oatmeal with pickles, salami, and cheese I think?

by KookyJosephSmith

27 Comments

  1. VexTheTielfling

    She eats like a racoon. She’s a keeper.

  2. Comrade-Conquistador

    Does your girlfriend enjoy the company of Ms. Mary-Jane, perhaps?

  3. NiobiumThorn

    Idk I don’t like sweet oatmeal. Maybe this would be good

  4. illminister

    I suppose oatmeal is interchangeable for rice for her. Not the biggest stretch, but if this was with rice it would just be like a poverty meal

  5. danfish_77

    I think this could be done in a way that would have wider appeal but this presentation is just off

  6. Maximum_Goose_

    This looks good honestly, I can see those flavors and salt working out

  7. Upbeat_Main_7141

    Time to marry her so you can divorce her.

  8. raechelisbored

    She would’ve done very well on the Mayflower with this diet.

  9. ORNGSPCEMNKY

    First glance “wtf is that oatmeal and pickles?” read it “ok…ok it’s actually oatmeal and pickles”

    She would never complain about food supplies during the apocalypse….so there’s that.

  10. Buckabuckaw

    Halfway to haggis. She’s a darlin’ lass.

  11. jesterbaze87

    I mean I’d give it a try, but the texture of that dish sounds soooooo bad.

  12. grey_canvas_

    I mean…. I’d rather see this done with grits than oatmeal, but to each his own.

  13. HectorDoyle

    looks like something you’d feed the feral cats with

  14. Fr0st3dcl0ud5

    If this was rice, I would MAYBE try a little bit; but oatmeal? No. No, no. No.

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  15. MotherPotential

    She must feel comfortable around you, because this is the relationship equivalent of openly farting every 10 minutes

  16. Zicke_ohne_Clique

    Has almost everything you need: carbs, fats, fiber, pickles and protein

  17. SpaceMutie

    This is the bottom of the sink strainer meal

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