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Girlfriend Is Sick, so I made “Peter Pan Food”


Mashed potatoes with blue food colouring added in, with some cooked spinach on top (to make it more cursed).

Surprisingly?
Deliciously dank.

by JoeKerr4281

47 Comments

  1. Le_Marie_Glennecia

    That looks absolutely fucking vile.

  3. CharmingAwareness545

    The fact that this doesn’t taste like cotton candy bothers me.

  4. FantasticBreadfruit8

    I mean – are you trying to make her MORE sick?

  6. Particular-Solid-202

    I like the creativity, it’s quite honorable honestly. That being said, oof – just take the L and buy her chocolate

  7. THEElleHell

    Thought this was some sort of pistachio fluff and was horrified to learn it was mashed potatoes once I questioned why there was spinach on pistachio fluff.

  8. CupcakeViking

    Rude crude lewd bag of pre-chewed food, indeed.

  9. grimspectre

    What the fork… Looks like mint ice cream, and it’s that disconnect that’d probably make me gag. What was so wrong about original coloured mash!? 

  11. Computerferret

    So was her illness constipation? Was the cure intended to make her shit her ass out?

  13. Timely-Cry-8366

    I would probably smash this on a good day (I love both mashed potatoes and spinach), but I actually had to call out of work tonight because I’m sick and just looking at these photos is actively making me worse….

  14. AlanSulf

    Tell is your approximate age without telling is your approximate age

  15. Striking-Bag-6669

    I always wanted peter pan colored mush. Im 30 ):

  18. IWannaYEETurPancreas

    It looks like a mountain of chewed-up gum topped with seaweed. 

    But it’s the thought that counts.

  20. StormwasTaken314

    I prefer vanilla mash to minty it seems

  21. salamat_engot

    Why would you do this to a sick person?

  23. mwpdx86

    I have diagnosed her illness! It’s whatever in the fuck this is.

  24. fauxanonymity_

    ![gif](giphy|h79eM0B07VP8f2jm7P|downsized)

  25. s_decoy

    i thought you just fucked up pistachio pudding really bad for a second there

  26. TomamoT

    Girlfriend is Sick, so I’m going to finish the job

  27. Ovlizin

    I see.. *could this potentially be the cause of the sudden illness??*

  28. floshady

    Looks like you’re trying to make her more sick

  30. Mattyoungbull

    Jesus. At least drain the frozen spinach

  31. Stonetheflamincrows

    You hate your girlfriend don’t you?

  32. chirpymist

    I thought this was fucking plaster till I read the title. I don’t even know how one makes food look like plaster but good job on that.

  33. Osiwraith

    Why is it called “Peter Pan Food”‽

  35. National_Jeweler8761

    Is she recovering from one of those stomach bugs where vomiting is encouraged to expel it faster?

  37. FuggaliciousV

    Is it because it kills you before you can grow old?

  39. BlockOfRawCopper

    Are you trying to kill her or something?

  40. Captain_Clutch22

    Is the spork real or am I imaging it?

    PS – you nasty

  41. BaffledBubbles

    Now I haven’t watched the movie in at least a decade but I do not recall them eating, um, *whatever this is,* in Peter Pan?

  42. Cheddarmelon

    my girlfriend is sick so i decided to create a fucking abomination

  43. LemonZestyDoll

    Finally some carbs to go with my green eggs and ham

  44. Educational-Tear7336

    you dont need the food colouring, just boil the potatoes and mash them with kale and they will turn green. my mom did it once by mistake and it looked like poison but was awesome

  45. CookiesandContraband

    Are you the reason your girlfriend is sick? Good god, man.

  46. inkheart88

    hi y’all it’s me Girlfriend. This was in fact something I asked for and it was in fact good af. 10/10 potato and 10/10 boyfriend. Bangarang.

  47. yourcreepyfriend77

    Did you make it OUT of Peter Pan?!

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