What’s always the first thing someone should do when ordering seafood

by Eastern-Swordfish776

29 Comments

  1. Cigarrauuul

    Order a glas of champagne and some oysters and take a look at the menu.

  2. Wrong-Tell8996

    For something like this? Get some wet wipes next to you and a roll of paper towels! And a bowl for the shells.
    I’d also have about two lemons with me. Looks like a nice feast, I hope you enjoyed.

  3. KelVelBurgerGoon

    Drop your pants and loudly sing “Ol’ Grey Mare”

  4. LopsidedVictory7448

    Check that you’re in an All You Can Eat establishment

  5. Standard_Salary_5996

    Loudly express they are extremely allergic to shellfish

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  7. Sea-Ostrich-1679

    Make sure it’s the right place. I’ve been sick eating from a shitty seafood restaurant that looked legit. No bueno

  8. reddfoxx1993

    I once ate crawfish from a set-up on the side of the road near Vicksburg, Mississippi (pick-up towing a huge pot on wheels). I experienced heartburn from hell. No amount of Tums and Pepto Bismol could put out that fire. One of the worst nights of my life.

  9. eightsixpdx

    I always bring my own food grade black nitrile gloves

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