Did they go into a coma after putting the pizza in the oven?
locke_zero
Do you happen to work at a crematorium part time?
BokChoySr
Herbin-Cowboy
Once you go black…
cahanse79
Involuntary pizzaslaughter
odiin1731
I don’t know, it looks plenty cooked to me…
beardofmice
What’s the white thing?
limpymcjointpain
I’d like to bring the oven in as a witness..
Globox42
You’re not supposed to cook a pizza
eilonwyhasemu
It’s a crime, and blaming the oven doesn’t fly. Pizza cooks relatively quickly — wandering off out of smell range and not keeping track of the time is a choice.
KittyandPuppyMama
Is the new oven a portal to hell
RNMoFo
There was a moment when the pizza was successfully cooked. You just missed that moment by a day or so.
CaptainBeefsteak
You succeeded in cooking it, alright.
neoalfa
Idk looks cooked to me
samebatchannel
I’m going to cook one in my new oven, too.
Scary_Foot_3661
Perfect like my bacon
Quiet_Ad1545
Well done
TeaMugPatina
No no no, it’s *low* and slow.
ChemicalPassenger958
Sentencing is 6 months in county.
Only_Flan_7974
Next time you should use Fahrenheit or Celsius instead of Kelvin.
cabo169
The attempt did not fail.
The pizza did indeed get cooked. Just a whole lot of overcooked.
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Failed indeed:
https://preview.redd.it/z7ztr5s5r1ff1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=fa7da23ba72c19d13f5d001bcb026c74a2d87b13
Criminal pizza neglect
Did they go into a coma after putting the pizza in the oven?
Do you happen to work at a crematorium part time?
Once you go black…
Involuntary pizzaslaughter
I don’t know, it looks plenty cooked to me…
What’s the white thing?
I’d like to bring the oven in as a witness..
You’re not supposed to cook a pizza
It’s a crime, and blaming the oven doesn’t fly. Pizza cooks relatively quickly — wandering off out of smell range and not keeping track of the time is a choice.
Is the new oven a portal to hell
There was a moment when the pizza was successfully cooked. You just missed that moment by a day or so.
You succeeded in cooking it, alright.
Idk looks cooked to me
I’m going to cook one in my new oven, too.
Perfect like my bacon
Well done
No no no, it’s *low* and slow.
Sentencing is 6 months in county.
Next time you should use Fahrenheit or Celsius instead of Kelvin.
The attempt did not fail.
The pizza did indeed get cooked. Just a whole lot of overcooked.
1st degree pizza arson