Sausage barm, no better way to start the weekend

by Less-Yoghurt3902

38 Comments

  1. Didn’t you fancy cooking the sausages today.

  2. I’d want mine browned all over. Looks a bit undercooked.

  3. NoImpression4299

    cooked in the heat of the moment

  4. A better way to start the weekend would be to cook the sausages

  5. nothofagusismymother

    That better be butter on the bread. Even so, not enough. Provided those sausages are cooked through, I’d eat it though.

  6. NortonBurns

    Did you microwave those sad sausages? I can’t think how else you could brown the ends yet leave the rest looking pallid and shrunken.

  7. talashrrg

    How did you manage to cook only the edges

  8. pileofdeadninjas

    Daddies favorite brown sauce is wild

  9. AnimatedUnicorn27

    You gotta tell us how you cooked these. 95% grey with crispy tips has to be some sort of achievement

  10. stead10

    Sausage sarny and brown sauce is always great. But as everyone else is pointing out, you need more colour on those sausages. Also HP is better.

  11. TeepTheFace

    Looks like those sausages got into a heated argument, and that’s about it.

  12. shackbleep

    More British than a royal wedding paid for by the taxes of poor people. Maybe you’ll have time to finish cooking them when the bombs stop falling.

  13. Scottishhardman

    Did you “cook” those sausages on a radiator?

  14. RatherGoodDog

    Cooked under Scottish sunlight, were they?

  15. late2reddit19

    This would have been appetizing had you cooked those sausages for an extra five minutes.

  16. ea88_alwaysdiscin

    Those dawgs look like they should be on life support

  17. rosie_nova

    Exactly what’s needed! Enjoy your meal

  18. thevision24

    The Germans aren’t attacking anymore. You don’t have to eat like this.

  19. Active-Culture

    Barm is similar to what we would call a kaiser roll in the US. Both a soft round roll ..difference being a barm roll is naturally leavened with yeast from beer or wine.

  20. SailAwayMatey

    I can here them oinking from over here mate

  21. Ok-Hunt-102

    Nah, I ain’t putting’ Daddies squirt on there!

  22. Amishpornstar7903

    I don’t speak pikey, can someone translate?

  23. Aware-Plankton-8711

    I prefer my sausages cooked 🧐

  24. intergalacticcircus_

    sausages look like they stuck their toes in a pool and decided the temp wasn’t right

  25. Mysterious-Ocelot191

    Your weekend can only get better

  26. NUMYUMMY

    TIL you can cook sausages by sticking the tips into an electrical socket

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