Not popular toppings yeah, but crime? Nah, it’s too far. It can get some work with cheese or dough, but it’s fine and better than 99% “pizzas” here
muzzynat
Honestly, it looks like a couple of crimes going on
medicated_in_PHL
Salami, asparagus and mozzarella? Not a crime.
CamperCarl00
Is that… raw asparagus added after the pizza has been cooked?
Upon closer inspection, it looks like some of it is under the cheese. This seems to mean though that the whole thing was either cooked at too low of a temp or the white cheese and asparagus were added after the pizza had been mostly cooked. If there was a better char on the top, then the asparagus would be fine, but I suspect they may still be like biting into celery.
kawiz03
Where’s the cheese Danny?
RoeMajesta
well, (1) too much sauce (2) underbaked (3) raw asparagus and (4) the dough wasnt made right …
Genetic_ManShark
This is cause for a minor fine that comes off their record after a year of no other infractions.
Frunklin
Now your urine can smell like pizza and asparagus.
Dry_Software_1824
I feel like we need to demonstrate some restraint here. Yes, this pizza probably shouldn’t exist, but, if we call everything a crime ,it loses its weight. A misdemeanor offense, under the agreement this pizza will not be made again.
HairyStyrofoam
Cool_Ghoul77
If I taste asparagus on my pizza I’m throwing hands
Gwaiwar
Are you sure it’s asparagus? I thought it was green beans
Gettinbaked69
I hate it.
Buckabuckaw
This pizza was apparently brutally murdered by drowning it in tomato sauce. RIP.
Bioniclefreak25
Uncooked asparagus pieces, some sort of salami, I have no idea what the white stuff is, crust looks flavorless and dry, and that doesn’t look like enough sauce for the lack of cheese. I bet the underside is overcooked and dry like a biscuit as well. Guilty, of the highest degree.
No-Blueberry-1823
The sauce looks suspiciously like ketchup
kingtacticool
The longer you look the worse it gets.
KnightofWhen
Undercooked. Too much sauce. Not enough cheese. Asparagus.
Not a serious crime but a bad pizza.
Dangerous_Ad_6101
crook888
This looks like the pizzas on Good Pizza, Great Pizza
PerformanceCheap4074
After jury deliberation ‘reading the comments’.. the defendant is guilty of taking uncooked asparagus on pizza!
curlyquinn02
Too much sauce. Not enough cheese. What the fuck happened to the crust, and why is it twisted and folded over in some places
Fabulous_Hand2314
sauce queen
SomewhatSFWaccount
Yeah it looks pretty stupid
fictionallymarried
You’ve been found in possession of asparagus, I’m gonna need you to step out of the kitchen and take this cheesalizer test
tommy_j_r
Apparently?!? 🤦🏻♂️
Dangerous_Fill9829
Guilty
-watdahel
Cheese is extra?
Zebrahhh_96
Straight to hell
LevelsOfCocaineBrain
Blich if you don’t take that asparagus and use it in a humane dish.
Eastern_Service_3187
Asparagus on pizza just makes no sense, no crunch that you could experience on the initial bite
Unicron245
I declare this pizza GUILTY for crimes against the TPC (topping protocol committee), with the agregious addition of seemingly uncooked asparagus and either too little or no cheese. TO THE FURNACE WITH IT, BURN IT TO ASHES!!
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Not popular toppings yeah, but crime? Nah, it’s too far. It can get some work with cheese or dough, but it’s fine and better than 99% “pizzas” here
Honestly, it looks like a couple of crimes going on
Salami, asparagus and mozzarella? Not a crime.
Is that… raw asparagus added after the pizza has been cooked?
Upon closer inspection, it looks like some of it is under the cheese. This seems to mean though that the whole thing was either cooked at too low of a temp or the white cheese and asparagus were added after the pizza had been mostly cooked. If there was a better char on the top, then the asparagus would be fine, but I suspect they may still be like biting into celery.
Where’s the cheese Danny?
well, (1) too much sauce (2) underbaked (3) raw asparagus and (4) the dough wasnt made right …
This is cause for a minor fine that comes off their record after a year of no other infractions.
Now your urine can smell like pizza and asparagus.
I feel like we need to demonstrate some restraint here. Yes, this pizza probably shouldn’t exist, but, if we call everything a crime ,it loses its weight. A misdemeanor offense, under the agreement this pizza will not be made again.
If I taste asparagus on my pizza I’m throwing hands
Are you sure it’s asparagus? I thought it was green beans
I hate it.
This pizza was apparently brutally murdered by drowning it in tomato sauce. RIP.
Uncooked asparagus pieces, some sort of salami, I have no idea what the white stuff is, crust looks flavorless and dry, and that doesn’t look like enough sauce for the lack of cheese. I bet the underside is overcooked and dry like a biscuit as well. Guilty, of the highest degree.
The sauce looks suspiciously like ketchup
The longer you look the worse it gets.
Undercooked. Too much sauce. Not enough cheese. Asparagus.
Not a serious crime but a bad pizza.
This looks like the pizzas on Good Pizza, Great Pizza
After jury deliberation ‘reading the comments’.. the defendant is guilty of taking uncooked asparagus on pizza!
Too much sauce. Not enough cheese. What the fuck happened to the crust, and why is it twisted and folded over in some places
sauce queen
Yeah it looks pretty stupid
You’ve been found in possession of asparagus, I’m gonna need you to step out of the kitchen and take this cheesalizer test
Apparently?!? 🤦🏻♂️
Guilty
Cheese is extra?
Straight to hell
Blich if you don’t take that asparagus and use it in a humane dish.
Asparagus on pizza just makes no sense, no crunch that you could experience on the initial bite
I declare this pizza GUILTY for crimes against the TPC (topping protocol committee), with the agregious addition of seemingly uncooked asparagus and either too little or no cheese. TO THE FURNACE WITH IT, BURN IT TO ASHES!!
