this vegan bodybuilder makes the most absolutely horrendous vegan “food”. most of the “food” is just several protein sources thrown together with no regard for taste, consistency, or spice.
sins on this one: unripe yellow ass bananas, using vital wheat gluten which only really used as a vegan “meat” base in a BREAD, no sugar/sweetner, and literally thinking a dense, dry, shitcake looks delicious.
go through his posts. literally an endless source of shitty food content. there’s good vegan food out there but this man is noy involved in its creation
by virginiarph
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If you make a non-vegan banana bread with a focus on macros and it having 55 grams of protein per serving, it’s not gonna be pretty or tasty. Because that’s not really the point.
This is for a very specific diet, not just “here’s a vegan banana bread”.
You sound pretty biased against vegan food, to be honest.
I have no problem with vegans. You can make great meals that are totally planted based but that VEGAN head tatt is the worst 😂
How tf you make banana bread vegan?
His hair should be on r/Justfuckmyshitup
He is so hardcore vegan, he even has it tattooed on his head
Fairly sure vegan or not the banana bread wasn’t going to be nice.
Even vegans eat sugar.
This looks like a flavourless brick of protein supplements.
It’s a body building channel. It’s not supposed to be delicious, it’s supposed to be okay and packed with protein.
that’s worse than my one ton cake, pound cake with all the air knocked out of it, at least mine looked and tasted decent
this is
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I noticed he doesn’t take even a little bite. I have severe doubt that this guy is truly vegan.
This looks like a pretty extreme way of eating. It’s just eating for the sake of nutrients. A shit mix if you will. No enjoyment or taste planning in this at all. I get it but I’d only imagine competitive body builders or the crazy to do this.
they are viewing it as fuel not food.
you misunderstand their point
Gym bros have no regard for a little thing called FLAVOR.
I look at this and see it to be dry as heck. You need to add a liquid of some sort to make it moist. Since I don’t bake anything vegan, I am not sure what to use in this situation. Water? Soy or oat milk?
Dude made his diet his whole ass personality.
This is awful. My mom makes the best vegan banana bread. I promise, not all vegan food is shit.
if he called this a protein bar instead of banana bread, it might be good
mostly because it’s just a protein bar
Getting VEGAN tattooed on the side of your bald head is one of the least aggressive ways to announce that that I have ever seen.
Wait… isn’t banana bread already vegan to begin with?
Nothing screams ‘Stable Human Being’ more than a head tattoo.
After the liver king debauchery, I don’t believe any of these jacked up health food nuts eat what they say they eat. Not that I did before really
Especially fucking vegans.
This guy is hitting McDonald’s drive through right after this probably. He’s probably taking gear as well.
I know two super devout vegans in real life and even they admitted to cheating once in a while, and did it in front of me. Online though they were militant vegans, I never outed them. My girlfriend was vegan for 12 years and she cheated too. And eventually stopped being vegan bc it was causing her health problems
Edit: not to say all vegan food is bad either I quite enjoy some vegan dishes
This man really just made the Archon Loaf, huh.
I don’t want to spoil the questline for him, but the lesson was that >!while nutrition is important, even though it “has everything you need-“, he was neglecting the need of enjoyment.!<
“vedge”
That’s a banana focaccia.
The constipation he must have!
Its basically “Do this to meet your macros. Taste? texture? Doesnt matter. Macros.”
That plus, doesnt mention taste, doesnt even eat it himself…
Look I enjoy vegan snacks but this looks like the poop stopper 3000
You’re going vegan, Dave? I’m pleased for you, that’s an honourable path to take. You’ll be mindful you won’t make it your entire personality though, won’t you Dave?
Oh yeah don’t worry, I’m obviously not going to let it “become my entire personality”, whatever that even means. Relax.
(the next day Dave tattoos the word vegan onto the side of his head)
Vegan head tattoo is the most vegan thing Ive ever seen
Well it does have a lot of protein in it…so i guess theres that.
Hahaha of *course* he has a “VEGAN” tattoo plastered across his literal fucking head.
Jesus christ, why use Vital Wheat Gluten?? You’ve made blursed banana seitan.
lol my wife made a banana bread that ended up like this once. You can easily guess what she forgot to include.
He didn’t even eat it. Probably goes straight into the bin.
If you use an oil-based recipe rather than egg-based, banana bread is already vegan. And it’s amazing. This is a monstrosity.
it’s not really that strange of a recipe. You can find lots of non-vegan ultra high protein recipes bodybuilders or fitness people eat that are similar.
I would probably try this on a cut, where you need to want to stretch every calorie you eat for satiety but still need to control macros. Yeah it wouldn’t be as good as real banana bread but like.. macros come first.
is banana bread not already vegan?
You missed the point. Hes a bodybuilder.
Isn’t banana bread already vegan?
Banana bread is literally so easy to make vegan. Eat a slice of juicy ass banana bread and have your shitty protein smoothie afterwards
At first glance, my thought process was “I think the green screen is heavily coloring his hair. But why would he need to green screen a kitchen. And why wouldn’t he choose a better background than that. Wait… oh, thats actually just his chroma-key green hair color” 😆
You know you’re not making the banana bread if you have to flip the banana bread halfway through.
No regerts when it comes to that vegan tattoo.
That’s one dense mofo.