Swinging for the fences

by dreadcain

28 Comments

  1. blacktothebird

    Ok, I get the joke but people hold fish like that to indicate how long which is desired with fish.

    If I was to do this with bread I would hold it flat in my hand to show off how much rise I get.

  2. mickeltee

    The kneel down and holding it out to make it look bigger was spot on.

  3. As both a fisherman and a bread baker, I approve!

  4. I thought the bread was going to drop to the ground at first… nice to see it didn’t. This is hilarious.

  5. _Bean_Counter_

    “Should’ve seen the size of that loaf! It was thiiiiiis big!”

  6. You gotta make a baguette to get that proper pose

  7. I made bagels today. Should I string them together like a stringer of bluegills or something?

  8. I don’t wish I was single but if I was, I’d want to do this.

  9. If she doesn’t mount it and hang it on the wall she’s not going all the way.

  10. Krigsguru

    We need more women posing with their sourdough, it would definitely make me interested atleast.

  11. The_BravestBooty

    This is exactly what the priest during communion looks like to me when I attend church with my family.

  12. Mocking men, the only time they are really happy. Most mens can bake 50x better bread then yours.

  13. ARottingBastard

    Poses were too good… I think she fishes too.

  14. chemistcarpenter

    I am celiac, but I support your message!

  15. AlfaHotelWhiskey

    A recently widowed friend of mine is trying dating apps for the first time and complaining of how many men pose with fish or guns in their profile.

    I wonder if a guy’s swipe odds would improve if he victoriously held bread or pastries instead.

  16. PutComprehensive8297

    And just like that, I’m now craving sourdough.

  17. what_bread

    The weird thing is that all of these poses are WAY better than most of the crap women post

  18. ghoulcreep

    These fish pics really upset women for some reason. Are they mad that nothing so simple could bring them joy?

  19. MattieShoes

    Gotta get a ruler and one of those hook scales.