My daughter eating all around her pepperonis, and then eating just the part with the pepperoni last. Not sure if this is a pizza crime, or genius. Is she guilty?
My daughter eating all around her pepperonis, and then eating just the part with the pepperoni last. Not sure if this is a pizza crime, or genius. Is she guilty?
by ChicagoTeri
40 Comments
Hold_Effective
This suggests to me that there was not enough pepperoni on the pizza. (Which is a pizza crime).
CrabNebula_
They’re called pizza blinis
KittenLina
I do that where I eat the worst parts first and save the best for last.
CupcakesAreMiniCakes
There’s nothing wrong with saving the best part for last
ddmf
I’ve never thought of doing that, but neither have I thought of eating the chocolate coating off a twix and then savouring the biscuit and caramel separately.
aliclubb
Master strategy!
Malfunction1972
I still do that occasionally, and I’m in my 50s. You do you kid.
SaucePasta
Not guilty, she just wants to save the best bites last!
THExIMPLIKATION
#notacrime
#freethedaughter
HashtagFaceRip
No crime! If she didn’t eat the pepperonis, it would be a different story, but this is just a fun preference.
SilverWolf3935
I do the exact same thing
Milksteak_Sandwich
To my knowledge there are no regulations on how one consumes their pizza, due to The Freedom of Pizza Munching Act.
eilonwyhasemu
No crime. I‘m not this geometrically precise, but if a pizza‘s toppings are unevenly distributed, I save the best bites for last
nothatdoesntgothere
Being weird is not a crime! Be weird!!!
AncientYogurtCloset
Not guilty
ypsilondigi
Shes a pizza savant
neptunexl
Noice, you got a genius on your hands. I’d keep a notepad and pen in handy
Elon_Bezos420
I use to do the same thing, I would have circles and half circles of pepperoni left over and would enjoy the last bites with pepperonis, if this is a crime, then I guess I’m guilty too
Wide_Comment3081
It’s kind of adorable
TheRigo
I do the same thing.
DraftCommercial8848
Never thought I’d see a mother trying to turn her own daughter in for suspicion of crimes. 😡😤
JotaTaylor
That’s called “future anxiety”.
Not guilty, btw
bigfatcoffeeslut
I do almost the same thing but I’ll take a couple roni’s off and set them aside to make the ultimate last bite
TheYallPolice
It’s not a crime because she still ate the pepperonis, just not the solid portions of them
Avery-Lane
As long as I get all the pepperoni bites at the end, I’m gonna exonerate this one lol
Low_Wall_7828
If she’s 5 that’s cute. If she’s 15, send her to pizza juvie.
R2-D2savestheday
Genius
KingLafiHS
Unorthodox, but not illegal. NOT GUILTY
Some_Nibblonian
You guys are stretching so far to post anything here. Omg I dont like that topping, omg thats not my crust, omg its wednesday! better post it
Standardisiert
You should teach her a life lesson and eat the final pieces of the pizza.
JustNeedSpinda
I remember doing this as a child. Turns out I’m autistic.
Omega21886
Not guilty; pizza hut proved in the 90’s that there’s no “correct” order in which to eat a pizza
Effective-Text4619
She is saving the best for last! Kudos to her patience…not an easy feat!
Chazbeardz
Self defense. Not guilty.
Scarfington
Not Guilty!
Unique eating methods are rarely crimes
igoatedyourmom
Leave the autistic child alone
Kairu87
As a perfect bit enthusiast, I support her methods.
Contrarily, I do not support the amount of pepperoni that appears to have been on that pie
40 Comments
This suggests to me that there was not enough pepperoni on the pizza. (Which is a pizza crime).
They’re called pizza blinis
I do that where I eat the worst parts first and save the best for last.
There’s nothing wrong with saving the best part for last
I’ve never thought of doing that, but neither have I thought of eating the chocolate coating off a twix and then savouring the biscuit and caramel separately.
Master strategy!
I still do that occasionally, and I’m in my 50s. You do you kid.
Not guilty, she just wants to save the best bites last!
#notacrime
#freethedaughter
No crime! If she didn’t eat the pepperonis, it would be a different story, but this is just a fun preference.
I do the exact same thing
To my knowledge there are no regulations on how one consumes their pizza, due to The Freedom of Pizza Munching Act.
No crime. I‘m not this geometrically precise, but if a pizza‘s toppings are unevenly distributed, I save the best bites for last
Being weird is not a crime! Be weird!!!
Not guilty
Shes a pizza savant
Noice, you got a genius on your hands. I’d keep a notepad and pen in handy
I use to do the same thing, I would have circles and half circles of pepperoni left over and would enjoy the last bites with pepperonis, if this is a crime, then I guess I’m guilty too
It’s kind of adorable
I do the same thing.
Never thought I’d see a mother trying to turn her own daughter in for suspicion of crimes. 😡😤
That’s called “future anxiety”.
Not guilty, btw
I do almost the same thing but I’ll take a couple roni’s off and set them aside to make the ultimate last bite
It’s not a crime because she still ate the pepperonis, just not the solid portions of them
As long as I get all the pepperoni bites at the end, I’m gonna exonerate this one lol
If she’s 5 that’s cute. If she’s 15, send her to pizza juvie.
Genius
Unorthodox, but not illegal. NOT GUILTY
You guys are stretching so far to post anything here. Omg I dont like that topping, omg thats not my crust, omg its wednesday! better post it
You should teach her a life lesson and eat the final pieces of the pizza.
I remember doing this as a child. Turns out I’m autistic.
Not guilty; pizza hut proved in the 90’s that there’s no “correct” order in which to eat a pizza
She is saving the best for last! Kudos to her patience…not an easy feat!
Self defense. Not guilty.
Not Guilty!
Unique eating methods are rarely crimes
Leave the autistic child alone
As a perfect bit enthusiast, I support her methods.
Contrarily, I do not support the amount of pepperoni that appears to have been on that pie
It’s not a crime, but you consider this genius?
Delayed gratification
No harm, no foul.
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