While it's probably fine I do move the smokers slightly further away while in use
by buttsniffernova
47 Comments
FilthDropz
Lots of wood is a positive, but sheesh man you’re just asking for bugs in your walls!
MeInSC40
Any wood against your house is too much wood.
GaryMcVicker
Too much, careful with termites
BananaNutBlister
More wood than a woodchuck could chuck if it could chuck wood.
elguaco6
Don’t stack wood on your house fire and bug hazard.
TrauMedic
Perfectly set up to have a fire spread to the house framing!
StevenG2757
All of that is too much wood for your insurance company. I also like the extension cord under the downspout.
RAV4Stimmy
While this is SUPER convenient, I’d be concerned about termites or other insects in that pile impacting my house… and that’s a LOT OF FUEL in the event of a fire 🔥
14446368
Ask your wife.
Lefty98110
Are you smoking with it or heating your house in the winter?
WhatADunderfulWorld
Bro came for memes and leaving with steams.
Count_Mockula
I reckon even Bonnie Blue hasn’t see this much wood
not_tired_yet89
Depends. Is this a riddle about woodchucks? Because if they could….
JustPassingGo
Looks like both a fire and rodent hazard. Wood should be elevated off the ground, and shouldn’t be against the house, or so close to your smokers.
WideGlideHD
Gonna get bugs
Bonerschnitzel69
You’re asking the wrong people about that you gotta ask the wife for a girlfriend.
Certified_Muff_Divr
I am guessing she would say about 10 inches 🤷♂️
CorrectPolicy5267
Never enough smoke on brother
Mattrapbeats
Fire hazard
PrudentImplement7481
4 inches average right?
MiniB68
This is a future r/darwinawards post
PappaWoodies
Looks like mayhem
Ambitious_Jelly8783
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
KarlPHungus
If it’s too much wood for a wood chuck to chuck then it’s too much too much wood.
whatdoido8383
That’s what she said….
db186
How much wood could ‘ol Chuck stack quick, if ‘ol Chuck smoked prime brisket, nice and thick? ……Your name is Chuck, isn’t it?
wmnplzr
Ask your mother.
Likwid3
Well when it catches fire you’ll know
sgfklm
Since your woodpile is not covered and protected against the elements – any more than you will use in one season is too much. If you have a way to store it dry, then store as much as you can.
trollsong
Guy asks question.
Guy gets answer.
Guy get pissy about answer.
The internet was a mistake.
Daftdoug
Never pile wood against your house.
buttsniffernova
That is a good question, ill have to borrow one
ChunkyHabeneroSalsa
Are you trying to get more wood by ripping out the window?
punkrockpaul12
Holy fuck this guy is missing brain cells. No one expects to die from a fire…until they are dying from a fire.
Jumper_Connect
You completed the formula!
Wood+decay=warmth=Snakes
Congrats!
tootintx
Scorpions everywhere if I did that. Why wood you?
Proper_Frosting8961
THAT Is more wood than a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
Affectionate_Sun_867
Too much wood?! Blasphemous
beachfun13
I mean it would bee great if it was stacked properly away from the house
nick_the_builder
Did you run out in the past and have to resort to burning your window trim?
Cayumigaming
There is no such thing as too much wood, but yea.. you’ve already heard the other part.
Mastah_P808
Thats not enough wood
MUF-DVR1979
You’re halfway there!!
ZealousidealNewt6679
When that bbq eventually catches on fire, you are gonna have a lovely bonfire.
Move that wood away from the house.
ezcnahje
You’re insane for having any wood by your home like that. Brother, take a look around your damn window. That should have been an indicator 🤔
Living_Guess_2845
As a termite, I find this acceptable
Individual-Cost1403
But you have a pellet grill and a box store offset with a fire box so small that just one of those splits could be chopped up and last you an entire summer. Why would you need that much wood?
47 Comments
Lots of wood is a positive, but sheesh man you’re just asking for bugs in your walls!
Any wood against your house is too much wood.
Too much, careful with termites
More wood than a woodchuck could chuck if it could chuck wood.
Don’t stack wood on your house fire and bug hazard.
Perfectly set up to have a fire spread to the house framing!
All of that is too much wood for your insurance company. I also like the extension cord under the downspout.
While this is SUPER convenient, I’d be concerned about termites or other insects in that pile impacting my house… and that’s a LOT OF FUEL in the event of a fire 🔥
Ask your wife.
Are you smoking with it or heating your house in the winter?
Bro came for memes and leaving with steams.
I reckon even Bonnie Blue hasn’t see this much wood
Depends. Is this a riddle about woodchucks? Because if they could….
Looks like both a fire and rodent hazard. Wood should be elevated off the ground, and shouldn’t be against the house, or so close to your smokers.
Gonna get bugs
You’re asking the wrong people about that you gotta ask the wife for a girlfriend.
I am guessing she would say about 10 inches 🤷♂️
Never enough smoke on brother
Fire hazard
4 inches average right?
This is a future r/darwinawards post
Looks like mayhem
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If it’s too much wood for a wood chuck to chuck then it’s too much too much wood.
That’s what she said….
How much wood could ‘ol Chuck stack quick, if ‘ol Chuck smoked prime brisket, nice and thick? ……Your name is Chuck, isn’t it?
Ask your mother.
Well when it catches fire you’ll know
Since your woodpile is not covered and protected against the elements – any more than you will use in one season is too much. If you have a way to store it dry, then store as much as you can.
Guy asks question.
Guy gets answer.
Guy get pissy about answer.
The internet was a mistake.
Never pile wood against your house.
That is a good question, ill have to borrow one
Are you trying to get more wood by ripping out the window?
Holy fuck this guy is missing brain cells. No one expects to die from a fire…until they are dying from a fire.
You completed the formula!
Wood+decay=warmth=Snakes
Congrats!
Scorpions everywhere if I did that. Why wood you?
THAT Is more wood than a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
Too much wood?!
Blasphemous
I mean it would bee great if it was stacked properly away from the house
Did you run out in the past and have to resort to burning your window trim?
There is no such thing as too much wood, but yea.. you’ve already heard the other part.
Thats not enough wood
You’re halfway there!!
When that bbq eventually catches on fire, you are gonna have a lovely bonfire.
Move that wood away from the house.
You’re insane for having any wood by your home like that. Brother, take a look around your damn window. That should have been an indicator 🤔
As a termite, I find this acceptable
But you have a pellet grill and a box store offset with a fire box so small that just one of those splits could be chopped up and last you an entire summer. Why would you need that much wood?