And why?

by BitchyWaiter_OG

26 Comments

  1. jimmytheloot

    If you feed them they’ll fight for you

  2. Cross_Eyed_Hustler

    You gotta put the Dishie on him. Dishwasher sweat is the second-slipperiest thing known to man. No chance of knocking the carrier down, you’ll have to envelop him in the dish apron and trap him like a spider monkey on meth.

  3. ThrowRA020204

    Kitchen because that’s where they hang out the most during slow hours

  4. If there is tip sharing, FOH.

    Otherwise, whomever bailed them out last time.

  5. National-Blueberry73

    How pretty are the servers?

    How good are you at slipping him food?

  6. hunter2mello

    The ones at my place would probably just record it.

  7. JerkyMcFuckface

    FOH better hope and pray the runner chooses them. Probably gonna depend if his GF or weed man is FOH or not. If not, BOH feeds you so it’s a no brainer.

  8. Independent_Wear_

    Runner always think they are BoH…Not true, but in a fight they would side with BoH

  9. MossGobbo

    It depends. If they’re competent then BOH has fed then to buy loyalty. If they suck ass they go to FOH and we’re fighting over not using them ever again.

  10. They’re going with BoH because that’s where the snacks come from.

  11. Tripps_McGee

    I mean, isn’t it a moot point? They’re never around when food needs to be ran, so im guessing they’re ghosting this whole situation

  12. lordpunt

    Boh if it’s as dude foh if it’s a girl. Just because.

  13. Former food runner here. If I had the choice of siding with the servers that talked shit behind my back and where fake Vs a burnt out line cook who is with a knife that slides me food than im choosing the line cook

  14. Z_The_Vicious

    I feed my food runner so he’s rocking with us.

  15. scottawhit

    BOH gets the food runner, GOH gets the bar back.

  16. a_cat_named_harvey

    The food runner usually has a crush on the toxic baddie and she’s got him wrapped around her finger so he’s gunna fight for the FOH just to be shot down after the victory

  17. Runner always gonna choose BOH, he’s no fool. 

  18. donkeylipswhenshaven

    Opportunists of the highest order. No hate.

  19. Sugar_Weasel_

    When I was an expo the food runners were mine (until they officially started server training if they were being promoted to server). It was my responsibility if they fucked up, it was my responsibility to train them, it was my responsibility to remind them to chug water whenever there was time, and it was my responsibility to put the fear of God into servers who disrespected or took advantage of them.

  20. Perilous_Giant

    Have you seen Braveheart where the Irish charge the Scottish lines and then hug them?

  21. Frisco-Elkshark

    Forget the food runner, I’m afraid of the dishies.

  22. polythenesammie

    I asked my food runner and he said “boh, but if foh asks I’m going to tell them you threatened me in to it”

  23. Is FOH tipping out or fucking them?

    Is the kitchen slipping them a misfire every now and then?

    A runner is a mercenary.