I’m honestly with you up until you put extra light cheese. That alone earns you a:

welding_guy_from_LI
This is criminal .. light cheese and pineapple belong nowhere near a pizza
Busy_Recognition_860
Pizza Felony
Alarming-Building-62
That looks like no cheese.
HabeQuiddam
IMO needs a bit more cheese but otherwise this is not a crime – anchovies are salty pineapple is sweet, classic flavor combo.
Aikojewels
This is one of the most disgusting pizza abominations I’ve ever seen
sacrebluh
This is an incredible pizza. The only problem is light cheese. Why?
lo-lux
La Costa Nostra needs to deal with this.
facelessplebe
The combo sounds disgusting, won’t lie. Pizza itself is fine, though it could use more cheese. Sauce actually looks nice
cheezeePanda
What’s up with the color grading on this?? Lol
Grant1128
I agree with your friend
loqi0238
Just needs 🌽
austinfashow90
Your friend didn’t say that. You just know that it is and wanted to get ahead of the mob.
KelranosTheGhost
I was right there with you on this being a real pizza til I realized there was extra light cheese. This is an abomination, give em the guillotine!
Happy_Cat_3600
Maybe fly bait?
Present-Smoke4674
What’s the recipe? Don’t leave me hanging
thatSDope88
The pineapple and anchovies are obviously vile, but extra *light* cheese? That’s a whole different level of fucking stupid
OkNewt4550
Im calling in the national guard
jstilla
Bait is about all it’s good for.
Troe_Away_Count
Eh…I personally don’t like either topping. But they’re fairly conventional pizza toppings. It’s not like you put peanut butter and bananas and bubble gum crust or whatever other fucking abominations are coming out of South America these days. lol
WiltedCranberry
This is just a terrible. You take two of the most controversial toppings and combine them. They couldn’t even go together if you tried. Then the best part, the cheese, just taken away. I’m so upset.
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I mean, I wouldn’t call this a pizza crime. Similar to how marrying your first cousin isn’t a crime in many places.
As long as noone else knows, you won’t catch any bad looks.
The crime is the lack of Cheese. This would actually hit in Asian territories if you add olives.
https://preview.redd.it/dfvl7q5zl9gf1.jpeg?width=1262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74a52bf2b3a2c2412d5f9ba33daf6a4f8f977835
Not so much illegal as it looks infectious.
I’m honestly with you up until you put extra light cheese. That alone earns you a:

This is criminal .. light cheese and pineapple belong nowhere near a pizza
Pizza Felony
That looks like no cheese.
IMO needs a bit more cheese but otherwise this is not a crime – anchovies are salty pineapple is sweet, classic flavor combo.
This is one of the most disgusting pizza abominations I’ve ever seen
This is an incredible pizza. The only problem is light cheese. Why?
La Costa Nostra needs to deal with this.
The combo sounds disgusting, won’t lie. Pizza itself is fine, though it could use more cheese. Sauce actually looks nice
What’s up with the color grading on this?? Lol
I agree with your friend
Just needs 🌽
Your friend didn’t say that. You just know that it is and wanted to get ahead of the mob.
I was right there with you on this being a real pizza til I realized there was extra light cheese. This is an abomination, give em the guillotine!
Maybe fly bait?
What’s the recipe? Don’t leave me hanging
The pineapple and anchovies are obviously vile, but extra *light* cheese? That’s a whole different level of fucking stupid
Im calling in the national guard
Bait is about all it’s good for.
Eh…I personally don’t like either topping. But they’re fairly conventional pizza toppings. It’s not like you put peanut butter and bananas and bubble gum crust or whatever other fucking abominations are coming out of South America these days. lol
This is just a terrible. You take two of the most controversial toppings and combine them. They couldn’t even go together if you tried. Then the best part, the cheese, just taken away. I’m so upset.