Last week I made 8 burgers. This week? 16 BURGERS. If this post gets 32 upvotes, next weekend I will make 32 BURGERS (And give them away!)
Last week I made 8 burgers. This week? 16 BURGERS. If this post gets 32 upvotes, next weekend I will make 32 BURGERS (And give them away!)
by RiotContr0l
33 Comments
weldmedaddy
Puts the smash in smash burgers.
RiotContr0l

nowhere42
You rock!
SnowPoppa
They look charred, full of fat, and smashed to shit … I’ll take 5!
Pleasant_Skirt_6895
Smashed to smithereens
Cookies4Cream-
I’ll take 2 please! 😋
bomber991
Oh man next two weekends I’ll be flying to and from Italy and won’t be able to vote. I need everyone else voting for me so I can eventually get one of these! 🤤
gingerbeard1321
Do you need help eating the burgers?
RiotContr0l
29 minutes after I post this comment I will be distributing these burgers to the burgerless. See my profile for a link -thank you all and I hope I don’t let you down.
UPDATE: we found a home for 14 of the burgers (I ate one already) and I’m keeping the last two for my friend and I to have together 🙂 Next week I’ll have a better distribution method and a better stream in general. Thanks to everyone who came in and said hi, you were all amazing!
Landsharkeisha
Cat tied to the pole is great
jklivin1925
You are killing me with the amount of aluminum foil for each burger. Burgers look great though
ValveTurkey1138
ALL THE FACKIN BURGERS!
aint_waiting
When will the madness stop!?
skjack142
This guy burgers……
SeriousMongoose2290
Anyone want to bet O/U @ 128.5?
SegmentedWolf
I’m interested to see how far this redditor will go.
Love the groovy outfit 😅👍✨️
edfitz83
I didn’t know that Nigel Tufnel could grill.
Chance_Temporary7544
Creative blackstone ad?
Myklanjlo
I guess we’re so starved for content that we’re upvoting shitposts now.
Ta-veren-

Can we get a bam for the new cheeseburger guy
Kum0Maru
Burgers and eurobeat…
What else can a man ask for?
techtimee
Someone please explain exponential growth to this man before the entire planet becomes hamburgers
WearyTraveler_91
Burgers = delicious. Vibes = immaculate.
Maleficent_Wash_488
Chef. Fucking keep it up, pimp. Bravo. At some point surprise us; make about a hundred of those motherfuckers.
theamorouspanda
He’s on twitch right now btw twitch.tv/surecalvin
dearbokeh
I suppose you won’t get the upvotes for this to be an eventual problem, but just in case have a quick look because your trajectory is concerning.
I’m in love with George the black beauty at the end
Birdzphan
Remember how before Blackstones we used to pretend burgers cooked on a regular grill were good?
Bitter-Reading-6728
just realized it was sunday and rushed for an update from the stylish burger man
Practical-Dish-4522
Im burger 524.
whatfingwhat
Was I the only one concerned when the cat disappeared and the burgers start getting smashed? Like where’d that meat come from? I was greatly relieved when the cat came back at the end.
KeepScrollling
SKOL!!
trendoid_
The exponential stink of this leopard print shirt.
33 Comments
Puts the smash in smash burgers.

You rock!
They look charred, full of fat, and smashed to shit … I’ll take 5!
Smashed to smithereens
I’ll take 2 please! 😋
Oh man next two weekends I’ll be flying to and from Italy and won’t be able to vote. I need everyone else voting for me so I can eventually get one of these! 🤤
Do you need help eating the burgers?
29 minutes after I post this comment I will be distributing these burgers to the burgerless. See my profile for a link -thank you all and I hope I don’t let you down.
UPDATE: we found a home for 14 of the burgers (I ate one already) and I’m keeping the last two for my friend and I to have together 🙂
Next week I’ll have a better distribution method and a better stream in general. Thanks to everyone who came in and said hi, you were all amazing!
Cat tied to the pole is great
You are killing me with the amount of aluminum foil for each burger. Burgers look great though
ALL THE FACKIN BURGERS!
When will the madness stop!?
This guy burgers……
Anyone want to bet O/U @ 128.5?
I’m interested to see how far this redditor will go.
Love the groovy outfit 😅👍✨️
I didn’t know that Nigel Tufnel could grill.
Creative blackstone ad?
I guess we’re so starved for content that we’re upvoting shitposts now.

Can we get a bam for the new cheeseburger guy
Burgers and eurobeat…
What else can a man ask for?
Someone please explain exponential growth to this man before the entire planet becomes hamburgers
Burgers = delicious.
Vibes = immaculate.
Chef. Fucking keep it up, pimp.
Bravo.
At some point surprise us; make about a hundred of those motherfuckers.
He’s on twitch right now btw twitch.tv/surecalvin
I suppose you won’t get the upvotes for this to be an eventual problem, but just in case have a quick look because your trajectory is concerning.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheat_and_chessboard_problem#Origin_and_story
I’m in love with George the black beauty at the end
Remember how before Blackstones we used to pretend burgers cooked on a regular grill were good?
just realized it was sunday and rushed for an update from the stylish burger man
Im burger 524.
Was I the only one concerned when the cat disappeared and the burgers start getting smashed? Like where’d that meat come from? I was greatly relieved when the cat came back at the end.
SKOL!!
The exponential stink of this leopard print shirt.