Crab sticks, Chipotle and lime puffs, half a pork pie, some salami, some pre cooked sausage, a couple of hidden chicken poppers, toast with half chocolate spread and half strawberry jam. That's my boy!
by j1664
9 Comments
dirtyqtip
did your son use your toenails to cut the meat and then fry them into cracklins, and then cleaned your toes off with Diarrhea and Marmalade? Garnished with a sprig of fake crab meat?
jughead24
Looks like a munchie plate after 🍃
Hot_Shine_2116
At least he’s not a chicken nugget kid I need crab sticks rn 😂
Lyliomat
This looks fire actually
Relative-Clock-1129
I’ve never have all the things needed to make this in my home but I’d definitely eat this. (I just smoked a joint)
killjoymoon
Is your child stoned?
Jasmirris
It’s very…brown.
porp_crawl
>Chipotle and lime puffs
So, not even actual chicharrones but carbohydrate-based imitation food?
>a pork pie
We are not speaking the same language. And that patty is either exquisitely smoked or just raw mince.
9 Comments
did your son use your toenails to cut the meat and then fry them into cracklins, and then cleaned your toes off with Diarrhea and Marmalade? Garnished with a sprig of fake crab meat?
Looks like a munchie plate after 🍃
At least he’s not a chicken nugget kid I need crab sticks rn 😂
This looks fire actually
I’ve never have all the things needed to make this in my home but I’d definitely eat this. (I just smoked a joint)
Is your child stoned?
It’s very…brown.
>Chipotle and lime puffs
So, not even actual chicharrones but carbohydrate-based imitation food?
>a pork pie
We are not speaking the same language. And that patty is either exquisitely smoked or just raw mince.
Looks British in a bad way