Some canned smoked oysters from dollar tree. $1.25.
Some canned smoked oysters from dollar tree. $1.25.
by jadbronson
37 Comments
Jamesyroo
And that’s a no from me
Nixx177
Canned octopus in garlic oil on the other hand is delicious This being said, I think I should call her
splendid_michael
Green stuff alert!
struggle_better
Pajama-Han
I love these too! On some buttery crackers it’s a 10/10 inexpensive snack.
madwolli
I’d eat it without looking, because it all looks weird to me anyways, so I never do it(look inside)
Shot-Statistician-89
I love smoked oysters! I’ll eat those straight out of the can anytime. And dip bread in the oil.
Timely_Team1105
Doesn’t seem worth the risk but what do I know
Strawberry-Hepburn
I like these.
Magpie2205
Add Tabasco or Louisiana hot sauce and some saltines and these are fire.
Just_bcoz
Fuego
De-railled
The ones I buy are just smoked oysters, and they are great to eat on crackers with rice.
Yours looks like it has carrots or something in it, so I’m guessing they would have a different taste than what I get.
ChewbaccaOnFries
Dollar Twenty Five Tree
ThePunLexicon
Yall suck. Smoked oysters are bomb. What else is in the tin tho? Are those carrots or mushrooms or something?
gimpwiz
I would eat it. And have.
Bulls187
Canned pussy lips
Conscious-Permit-466
Smokem if you gottem
LionOfNaples
Post in r/CannedSardines
guttergrapes
That actually looks good!
Rich-Pomegranate1679
What are the long things that don’t look like oysters at all in the middle?
Rezaelia713
I’d literally rather eat paper. I’d rather eat the dollar and quarter.
Diggumdum
I have nothing against canned oysters. It’s just the knowledge that came from the dollar store is fucking with me and I probably would not consume that
greatthebob38
That’s a lot of oysters for a $1.25
beedubbs
I should call her
AnnwvynAesthetic
You should’ve included your next-of-kin contact info.
Mirra1002
I know a lot of people hate on these, but they really are very tasty. Maybe an acquired taste.
turbodiesel21
There’s a lack of recognition in the comments that these are actually smoked mussels and not oysters
AK-TP
These look so good
Herb4372
Was visiting a buddy for a weekend and he had scheduled a visit with a personal trainer at a gym nearby.
Went along and got a workout in while he was getting pushed through the wringer. He Was getting pretty close to throwing up and burped a few times. Trainer asks “bro. What did you have for breakfast”
“Smoked oysters and chocolate milk”
The session was ended for fear he’d throw up.
motherfuqueer
I’m a sucker for most canned seafood, whatever that says about me. Smoked oysters are fantastic
BarleyDefault
I love canned oysters, this just looks tasty to me
CigarPlume
I’ve used these as fungus gnat traps.
Fomulouscrunch
the inchoate sounds of disgust this image caused me, but I guess the people smoking those oysters need to get paid
WarMaiden666
I’ve always had the dream of owning my own food joint and one of the types of things I’d serve would be “elevated” trash/shitty foods, just like these. Imagine a whole smoked fresh caught oyster on a homemade buttery cracker topped with a homemade hot sauce.
frivolousfry
Worcestershire sauce
Smoked oyester
Cheez Whiz
Ritz cracker
Chaezus_Chrust
Nah bro. Smoked, canned oysters are good af. Never got a can with a bonus wee wee surprise in it, though.
37 Comments
And that’s a no from me
Canned octopus in garlic oil on the other hand is delicious
This being said, I think I should call her
Green stuff alert!
I love these too! On some buttery crackers it’s a 10/10 inexpensive snack.
I’d eat it without looking, because it all looks weird to me anyways, so I never do it(look inside)
I love smoked oysters! I’ll eat those straight out of the can anytime. And dip bread in the oil.
Doesn’t seem worth the risk but what do I know
I like these.
Add Tabasco or Louisiana hot sauce and some saltines and these are fire.
Fuego
The ones I buy are just smoked oysters, and they are great to eat on crackers with rice.
Yours looks like it has carrots or something in it, so I’m guessing they would have a different taste than what I get.
Dollar Twenty Five Tree
Yall suck. Smoked oysters are bomb. What else is in the tin tho? Are those carrots or mushrooms or something?
I would eat it. And have.
Canned pussy lips
Smokem if you gottem
Post in r/CannedSardines
That actually looks good!
What are the long things that don’t look like oysters at all in the middle?
I’d literally rather eat paper. I’d rather eat the dollar and quarter.
I have nothing against canned oysters. It’s just the knowledge that came from the dollar store is fucking with me and I probably would not consume that
That’s a lot of oysters for a $1.25
I should call her
You should’ve included your next-of-kin contact info.
I know a lot of people hate on these, but they really are very tasty. Maybe an acquired taste.
There’s a lack of recognition in the comments that these are actually smoked mussels and not oysters
These look so good
Was visiting a buddy for a weekend and he had scheduled a visit with a personal trainer at a gym nearby.
Went along and got a workout in while he was getting pushed through the wringer. He Was getting pretty close to throwing up and burped a few times. Trainer asks “bro. What did you have for breakfast”
“Smoked oysters and chocolate milk”
The session was ended for fear he’d throw up.
I’m a sucker for most canned seafood, whatever that says about me. Smoked oysters are fantastic
I love canned oysters, this just looks tasty to me
I’ve used these as fungus gnat traps.
the inchoate sounds of disgust this image caused me, but I guess the people smoking those oysters need to get paid
I’ve always had the dream of owning my own food joint and one of the types of things I’d serve would be “elevated” trash/shitty foods, just like these.
Imagine a whole smoked fresh caught oyster on a homemade buttery cracker topped with a homemade hot sauce.
Worcestershire sauce
Smoked oyester
Cheez Whiz
Ritz cracker
Nah bro. Smoked, canned oysters are good af. Never got a can with a bonus wee wee surprise in it, though.
How was the diarrhea?