Offer chicken so you can offer “Butt Stuff and Big Breasts”
bigbutterbuffalo
My brother wants to open a pho restaurant called the Pho Cup. It’ll come in a special take out cup that says “Don’t Forget To Shut The Pho Cup!”
UtahItalian
I currently live in Puerto Rico and every Sunday there are many food trucks and specialty restaurants that do this type of BBQ. Whole roasted pig served with all the good stuff on the side. Léchon.
pogoscrawlspace
I’d eat there.
bluerare29
Underground soup spot called the broth hole.
threwaway1585
id like to order a butt stuff supreme with extra sauce. make that sauce chunky and maybe something to help that go down. a large Diii….. diet pepsi.
thanks
Myke_Dubs
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Jungies
There used to be a nightly journalist called Walter Cronkite who bought a yacht and called it “Assignment”.
That way anytime he wanted a few weeks off, his replacement could say, “Hello. I’m Hugh Jasshole; filling in for Walter Cronkite, who’s on Assignment”
…and only the cats who knew the name of his boat knew what was going on.
neal144
Marketing genius.
BitchyWaiter_OG
And then nobody wants to eat their because they’re thinking about ass play.
Deep_Curve7564
They will be clamouring at the door, like pigs in slush.
Alternative-Dig-2066
There was a pub called The Abbey in my neighborhood growing up.
JesusStarbox
There used to be a BBQ place here called Smutt’s Butts.
Ok-Parking9823
She’ll let you have butt stuff in the beginning and then put you on a diet later on don’t fall for it.
MadicalRadical
I wanted to open a BBQ/strip club and call it sticky puss.
DAM5150
I’m a carpenter. When two pieces of wood meet it’s called a joint. If you cut each piece at an angle, it’s a mitre joint.
But, it’s much easier to just leave the ends straight and that’s called a butt joint.
Mitres are a pain in the ass cause nothing is ever square.
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They’re gonna get a lot of weird phone calls at butt stuff.
I’ve always wanted a pub called Church.
I used to go to a club called “back to mine”
It caused a similar confusion!
Do you want to go in on pairing with my poundcake bakery “Pound Town”?
My imaginary BBQ restaurant is going to be called Jurrasic Pork….
Of course we will put those giant beef ribs on the menu, probably offer smoked turkey wings too.
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Offer chicken so you can offer “Butt Stuff and Big Breasts”
My brother wants to open a pho restaurant called the Pho Cup. It’ll come in a special take out cup that says “Don’t Forget To Shut The Pho Cup!”
I currently live in Puerto Rico and every Sunday there are many food trucks and specialty restaurants that do this type of BBQ. Whole roasted pig served with all the good stuff on the side. Léchon.
I’d eat there.
Underground soup spot called the broth hole.
id like to order a butt stuff supreme with extra sauce. make that sauce chunky and maybe something to help
that go down. a large Diii….. diet pepsi.
thanks
r/terriblefacebookmemes
There used to be a nightly journalist called Walter Cronkite who bought a yacht and called it “Assignment”.
That way anytime he wanted a few weeks off, his replacement could say, “Hello. I’m Hugh Jasshole; filling in for Walter Cronkite, who’s on Assignment”
…and only the cats who knew the name of his boat knew what was going on.
Marketing genius.
And then nobody wants to eat their because they’re thinking about ass play.
They will be clamouring at the door, like pigs in slush.
There was a pub called The Abbey in my neighborhood growing up.
There used to be a BBQ place here called Smutt’s Butts.
She’ll let you have butt stuff in the beginning and then put you on a diet later on don’t fall for it.
I wanted to open a BBQ/strip club and call it sticky puss.
I’m a carpenter. When two pieces of wood meet it’s called a joint. If you cut each piece at an angle, it’s a mitre joint.
But, it’s much easier to just leave the ends straight and that’s called a butt joint.
Mitres are a pain in the ass cause nothing is ever square.
Butt joints are much easier. I’m pro butt joint.