Well the girth fits my mouth hole easily (I can tell by the dainty fingers, even with the extended claw), and in pic #4, I can see that it would be a three thumb sandwich (thumb being right behind where you bite). So three bites and that thing is gone.
That’s a tiny ass Philly. I’m supposed to struggle and be a mess and possibly undo the button on my pants when I eat a Philly.
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Never order from there again
Ah yes – the Philly Tease
That’s what we call the easy cheesy.. food for the unhungry
twelve dollars is a lot for that thing, even with fries
Tricky question.
Thats like a hospital food portion, you definitely got scammed
That’s a hot dog bun
Don’t give this place your business
Yes.
This looks like something Arby’s might try to get away with. Name and shame.

They ran out of hoagies and just threw your meat in a hotdog bun
That’s a footlong at subway
Nah, there’s more beef in a Slim Jim.
That’s smaaaaaall
Need a banana for scale. But yeah, that’s sad…

I would be like
Please post the spot this is from so I avoid it.
https://preview.redd.it/xnh5m36q1phf1.jpeg?width=1142&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b6f28859294b614682ab2f788fb2f946c95289a
Where’s the rest of it?!
Small as hell
it’s a philly for ants
$12!? You got scammed 😭
What gas station did you get that at?
That shit is not worth $12, maybe $5 max
is that a fuckin hotdog bun!?! this is egregious
Philly *PleaseSteak*.
Well the girth fits my mouth hole easily (I can tell by the dainty fingers, even with the extended claw), and in pic #4, I can see that it would be a three thumb sandwich (thumb being right behind where you bite). So three bites and that thing is gone.
That’s a tiny ass Philly. I’m supposed to struggle and be a mess and possibly undo the button on my pants when I eat a Philly.
I never see black folks posting in here ✊🏾✊🏾