Prep chef found this inside a bag of the most recent order of chicken bones
😅 there's gonna be hell to pay. But also Jesus Christ this things more of a skewer than a knife at this point. Clearly they don't pay their butchers nearly enough.
by bodhi-r
49 Comments
Impossible_Leg_2787
Someone’s gonna be tearing their table up looking for their oldest knife
thehazygungan
That’s bad to the bone.
greypillar
Oh man I bet whoever’s knife that is will be crying.
Jalantepenlope
Did you order your chicken bones from a prison? Whut the hell?
Imaginary_Ad_7693
Is a deboning knife from the manufacturer. Used for deboning whole legs…. I’ve seen these butchers in action… their skills are crazy!
Lil_Yahweh
wow they threw in a free prison shiv, how kind
bourguignon7
That’s probably the best boning knife in a 100 mi radius
HankTuggins
Butchers sharpen their knives every day and they keep sharpening them until they literally disappear.
D4RKV1N
Awww, man.. lost my knife somewhere. Guess I need a new one, sorry, boss. -random worker probably
Mister_McGreg_
I used to have a boning knife that thin. It still worked perfectly fine. I don’t see the problem.
Donttrustaskinnychef
Honey come here we need to talk about what I found on your computer.
Ok let me just finish sharing my knife.
ChefOfTruth
That knife is loved. Send it back. No surer way to cut yourself than using someone else’s blade.
thedavidnotTHEDAVID
Congratulations on winning a “Slightly Used” Murder Weapon.
tatojah
Don’t give this to the other dude’s sketchy knife sharpener
hisglasses66
What’s uhhh Servsafe have to say about this
JackXDangers
Probably belonged to a 16 year old immigrant in an Iowa meat cutting plant.
LargeArugula6262
This would be considered a physical hazard
Luke95gamer
Quality Control does not look favorably on FOD
TidyDangles
The owner of that knife is the kind of guy who knows exactly how long the brand-new Bic lighter he just got with his latest carton will last.
The owner of that knife knows precisely when the cost of repairing his clogs with Flex-Tape exceeds the cost of replacing the clogs entirely.
The owner of that knife has managed to amass six full sets of whites from multiple rental services, all via slow attrition (never outright theft), and all of them lovingly stitched, patched, and maintained well past any natural lifespan of the fabric.
Big_c2112
That is not a knife it is a cry for help.
904raised
Straight to jail.
SaltpeterSal
Waiter, my chicken has a boner!
Ldghead
That’s not a knife. That’s a shank.
Lucky_Development359
Boning chickens with the trusty prison shank. Wait, DE -boning, there thats better.
Saquonsexual
Not the good knife! That had years left
DrNinnuxx
Other than the safety violation and loss of business, that’s actually impressive.
laughguy220
Are you sure someone didn’t just get rid of the murder weapon?
pkinetics
The chickens are revolting!
PoliteRadical
I feel bad for the chicken who had that as a bone.
SquishyBanana23
Estoy cansado, jefe.
KaptainBanana
That knife has seen some shit, :7
umphreys
Any chance your chicken comes from JBS/Pilgrims?
collectorofthethings
I’ve never seen a factory-made shiv.
Ranch_420
Armor penetrator
Sarkastickblizzard
I have a similar one that I use mainly for frenching lamb racks.
coopersthepoopers
For real this is the best knife for boning chicken. It seems absurd but whoever lost it is gonna be so mad.
squeakynickles
Van guy got to it
EmotionalMushroom759
That poor knife has seen some shit
harrybaggaguise
That knife has seen memories!
Glass-Discipline1180
Wild. I was thinking all day today for some random reason about this picture I saw of a chefs knife that was whittled down to nothing next to a new version of the same knife and here I see this.
wheelperson
I worked at a place that had a knife like that. They insisted it came like that. So when I added they the label/brand print was half way shaved off they had no idea how to answer lol
They also had an electric pull through sharpener that they used on every knife every day lol
pattyquis
Someone has used that knife for a long time will probably have to train themselves to a new knife. They won’t be as fast or accurate. And it’s like waiting to get to the center of the tootsie roll without the stupid owl.
smallvillechef
we call that a pig sticker.
mollila
Is this the same concept as toys inside cereal boxes?
49 Comments
Someone’s gonna be tearing their table up looking for their oldest knife
That’s bad to the bone.
Oh man I bet whoever’s knife that is will be crying.
Did you order your chicken bones from a prison? Whut the hell?
Is a deboning knife from the manufacturer. Used for deboning whole legs…. I’ve seen these butchers in action… their skills are crazy!
wow they threw in a free prison shiv, how kind
That’s probably the best boning knife in a 100 mi radius
Butchers sharpen their knives every day and they keep sharpening them until they literally disappear.
Awww, man.. lost my knife somewhere. Guess I need a new one, sorry, boss.
-random worker probably
I used to have a boning knife that thin. It still worked perfectly fine. I don’t see the problem.
Honey come here we need to talk about what I found on your computer.
Ok let me just finish sharing my knife.
That knife is loved. Send it back. No surer way to cut yourself than using someone else’s blade.
Congratulations on winning a “Slightly Used” Murder Weapon.
Don’t give this to the other dude’s sketchy knife sharpener
What’s uhhh Servsafe have to say about this
Probably belonged to a 16 year old immigrant in an Iowa meat cutting plant.
This would be considered a physical hazard
Quality Control does not look favorably on FOD
The owner of that knife is the kind of guy who knows exactly how long the brand-new Bic lighter he just got with his latest carton will last.
The owner of that knife knows precisely when the cost of repairing his clogs with Flex-Tape exceeds the cost of replacing the clogs entirely.
The owner of that knife has managed to amass six full sets of whites from multiple rental services, all via slow attrition (never outright theft), and all of them lovingly stitched, patched, and maintained well past any natural lifespan of the fabric.
That is not a knife it is a cry for help.
Straight to jail.
Waiter, my chicken has a boner!
That’s not a knife. That’s a shank.
Boning chickens with the trusty prison shank. Wait, DE -boning, there thats better.
Not the good knife! That had years left
Other than the safety violation and loss of business, that’s actually impressive.
Are you sure someone didn’t just get rid of the murder weapon?
The chickens are revolting!
I feel bad for the chicken who had that as a bone.
Estoy cansado, jefe.
That knife has seen some shit, :7
Any chance your chicken comes from JBS/Pilgrims?
I’ve never seen a factory-made shiv.
Armor penetrator
I have a similar one that I use mainly for frenching lamb racks.
For real this is the best knife for boning chicken. It seems absurd but whoever lost it is gonna be so mad.
Van guy got to it
That poor knife has seen some shit
That knife has seen memories!
Wild. I was thinking all day today for some random reason about this picture I saw of a chefs knife that was whittled down to nothing next to a new version of the same knife and here I see this.
I worked at a place that had a knife like that. They insisted it came like that. So when I added they the label/brand print was half way shaved off they had no idea how to answer lol
They also had an electric pull through sharpener that they used on every knife every day lol
Someone has used that knife for a long time will probably have to train themselves to a new knife. They won’t be as fast or accurate. And it’s like waiting to get to the center of the tootsie roll without the stupid owl.
we call that a pig sticker.
Is this the same concept as toys inside cereal boxes?
https://preview.redd.it/2vzdk3l8swhf1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb0d7b8f58768683cbc0faa0a0b1120a880590ae
If that knife could talk…
Nah that one is almost good
All I can imagine is a blind person packaging chicken at their job and just slapping this in the bag too, none the wiser. Could they even be blamed?
As a lock picker, I thought that was a super fucked up pick at first lol
Nothing wrong with this. It still has a 178 decent cuts left in it.