don’t mean to put the business on blast

by _nicklepickle

30 Comments

  1. jarvisesdios

    I love olives on pizza more than most… But I don’t like them THAT much lol

  2. welding_guy_from_LI

    I love olives but this is pizza abuse

  3. Caesar_Passing

    The olives are fine. Those *nails*, on the other hand, I don’t want anywhere close to food.

  4. yourmomsnewsidepiece

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  5. Why did she feel the need to shout-out that specific Marco’s Pizza? It’s a chain, and any pizza joint will fuck your shit up with 3 cans of sliced olives if you pay them to.

  6. No-Blueberry-1823

    Honestly, I’m not even going to say this is criminal because I’m just excited about how many toppings are on this pizza. For once someone did not skimp on the toppings.

    On the other hand the question really is do you want some pizza with your olives?

  7. schematicboy

    Oh hell yeah, where has this been my whole life?

  8. AuntJibbie

    Take my upvote ⬆️

    As much as I love olives on pizza, I don’t like an entire olive orchard on it.

  9. DifferentDimension34

    I loooove olives but this is fucked

  10. throwaway04182023

    A friend of mine would be so pleased. I hen I first met her in college she would ask for more olives until they were out of olives. She eventually went on a diet where she limited herself to two cans a day.

  11. Frostsorrow

    I had a similar pizza when I was in Assisi, Italy. It had at least 7 different types of olives, I could barely see the cheese (had lots). I’ve been chasing that pizza ever since (going on 15+ years). I still dream of it.

  12. Perle1234

    Yeah…it’s a crime against pizza. That’s not toppings anymore it’s just wasting olives. Can’t even save them for later, they’ll dry out and become olive raisins. Gross.

  13. No_Education_8888

    Does she think it’s not okay to just eat olives? It’s okay to eat handfuls of olives without the pizza if you like them that much

  14. mindsunwound

    This is wrong, I still would eat it, but it is wrong.