This isn't necessary something I would call a huge pizza crime. I guess I didn't take in account of how hot my apartment was and not enough cornmeal on the peel. So this pizza stuck to the board and became a pizza/calzone hybrid. My oven was caked with pepperoni that went nuclear and caused a smokescreen.
by Effective-Ad-5842
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Thats looks delicious.
Definitely a fucking crime.
“I can make it look like an accident”
It looks like a murder victim which then became a road accident. Yes, you didn’t drive away after hitting the victim on the road, but you are still a murderer.
I would eat this
This is a pizza traffic violation. Not severe enough to be a crime, but enough that a nominal fine should be levied.
Looks fire. Pizza don’t gotta be a circle, only when I’m cooking can you expect perfection.
Scofflaw 🍕👩🏻⚖️🤚
That’s a whole bunch of words for I couldn’t cook a frozen pizza
Pizza version of odd looking produce
Being a differently abled pizza is not a crime.