Literally the only thing I could think of while making this was, “but is it worth $700?” 😆
by silkmaiden
31 Comments
AccomplishedMess648
And if you don’t make a ramp it will never be worth 700 bucks now will it.
hamiltonincognito
Where ramp?
Ok-Watercress4932
Make a rose with the salami and u can get 750 before taxes
yeroldfatdad
You knew how this sub felt about boards but still failed to include a ramp. Nope
hollerprincipessa
I’ve got to respect the scam; people will be very impressed by a what is essentially a struggle meal as long as you serve it on a plank.
Fresh_Beet
That prosciutto has seen far better days. 😬
GamingSeerReddit
Needs more jacuzzzis
Donnie_____Darko
OMFG
Seriously WTF is wrong with you.
No ramp, no place for carrot strings to take a bath.
Go back to culinary school bro…..
You’d have to pay me 700$ to eat this, I take venmo or cash.
RepublicCute8573
Dude had a chance to fuck the hot older smoker chick who had the ghost devil and didn’t take it. Denji is comfortable being a loser cause thats the only reality he knows. Nobody is helping him change who he is intrinsically and until that happens hes gonna be forever alone.
Adventurous_Bar_3423
Ok I get you don’t want a ramp, but no jacuzzi?
secksy-lemonade
God I love charcuterie, that is sexy
MrLazyLion
What kinda cheese is that? Had to look twice to check it isn’t mould (board looks fine, though).
painfullyrelatable
Where are the quartered radishes?
Express_Area_8359
All that red meat and no fucking CAPERS…EXCUseCHARTRUE ME
Leader_Bud
I would want some sour shit on there. Maybe some candies Jalapenos for some sweet heat. Very visually appealing.
ChewzaName
That randomly strewn about celery did it for me . My poor eyes!
vodka_tsunami
Perfectly worth it if people want to pay for high sums for a beautiful prepping.
guiltycitizen
A lot of posts are just fancy lunchables on a ramp. The general public ruined the whole concept of what charcuterie actually is. My mom and aunts think that it’s the actual board itself, not the items on it.
kingtacticool
Wer ramp
Metallurgeist
No ramp?
LookBig4918
Looks like about $7.5k
zazasfoot
Charcuterie has ruined this sub for me
ranting_chef
We recently had an inquiry regarding boards and a woman ordered a charcuterie platter for thirty people. Before the call ended, the woman goes to the banquet coordinator: “…..this may sound strange…….my partner’s son asked if any of your charcuterie came with…….a ramp? I googled it and ramps aren’t of season, so no big deal, but I had to ask. He seemed pretty insistent.”
consumeshroomz
Ramp
DontLook_Weirdo
I look at pics of boards in this sub while I eat my lunchabale I got on sale… Like having a monitor show me ‘nature’ while locked in a windowless office.
HideSolidSnake
Needs aluminum foil.
Jaewol
Should have stuck a single olive in the blueberry bowl
31 Comments
And if you don’t make a ramp it will never be worth 700 bucks now will it.
Where ramp?
Make a rose with the salami and u can get 750 before taxes
You knew how this sub felt about boards but still failed to include a ramp. Nope
I’ve got to respect the scam; people will be very impressed by a what is essentially a struggle meal as long as you serve it on a plank.
That prosciutto has seen far better days. 😬
Needs more jacuzzzis
OMFG
Seriously WTF is wrong with you.
No ramp, no place for carrot strings to take a bath.
Go back to culinary school bro…..
You’d have to pay me 700$ to eat this, I take venmo or cash.
Dude had a chance to fuck the hot older smoker chick who had the ghost devil and didn’t take it. Denji is comfortable being a loser cause thats the only reality he knows. Nobody is helping him change who he is intrinsically and until that happens hes gonna be forever alone.
Ok I get you don’t want a ramp, but no jacuzzi?
God I love charcuterie, that is sexy
What kinda cheese is that? Had to look twice to check it isn’t mould (board looks fine, though).
Where are the quartered radishes?
All that red meat and no fucking CAPERS…EXCUseCHARTRUE ME
I would want some sour shit on there. Maybe some candies Jalapenos for some sweet heat. Very visually appealing.
That randomly strewn about celery did it for me . My poor eyes!
Perfectly worth it if people want to pay for high sums for a beautiful prepping.
A lot of posts are just fancy lunchables on a ramp. The general public ruined the whole concept of what charcuterie actually is. My mom and aunts think that it’s the actual board itself, not the items on it.
Wer ramp
No ramp?
Looks like about $7.5k
Charcuterie has ruined this sub for me
We recently had an inquiry regarding boards and a woman ordered a charcuterie platter for thirty people. Before the call ended, the woman goes to the banquet coordinator: “…..this may sound strange…….my partner’s son asked if any of your charcuterie came with…….a ramp? I googled it and ramps aren’t of season, so no big deal, but I had to ask. He seemed pretty insistent.”
Ramp
I look at pics of boards in this sub while I eat my lunchabale I got on sale… Like having a monitor show me ‘nature’ while locked in a windowless office.
Needs aluminum foil.
Should have stuck a single olive in the blueberry bowl
Needs more ranch.
Ramp
https://preview.redd.it/iqqh1q3ab8if1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fac344d216059a9ea4646cac03e960e93cc7b0ef
You ruined it with a lack of ramp.