I was eating canned tuna for dinner, and realized it looks kinda pathetic. So I added yogurt, butter, and cheese and now somehow it looks worse.
I was eating canned tuna for dinner, and realized it looks kinda pathetic. So I added yogurt, butter, and cheese and now somehow it looks worse.
by Syzergic
42 Comments
Eis_ber
Cheese, ok. But why yogurt and butter?
Uchihagod53
What was the rationale behind the yogurt?
Soft_Chipmunk_8051
I was enjoying my food, then I got mad at myself
Limp-Biscuit411
had you eaten human food before this?
NoRadish4622
Is that just a chunk of cold butter?
Icy-Decision-4530
I agree with your synopsis
Vicksen284
Who hurt you?
ChrisAplin
Cheese and fish are a terrible match.
StupidMario64
Who the fuck looks at a can of tuna, and says “yeah thisll be GREAT with my unflavored greek/yogurt!”
Youre a masochist, arent you?
The 2nd slide looks like you legit threw up in the bowl, holy shit. Theres so much going on here.
Somehow this made me slightly nauseous and sent me through the 7 stages of grief in 30 seconds.
KnoxOber
Weird additions.. i like some mayo, a lil relish, diced raw onion or diced apple chunks if youd prefer sweet over pungent. Ive also seen people add grapes but i think that should stay in chicken salad.
mcm9464
This you, OP?
Fearless_Mushroom_36
Why did you add cold butter?
YellowishRose99
Well, the things you added were not optimal. Next time try apple pieces , walnuts or pecans, thin sliced boiled egg or celery, maybe a dash of mayo, maybe a dab of relish. Decide if you want it to be sweeter or more savory.
lemonloth
Illustrious-Bake3878
You made it worse for sure.
oyst
Add pasta and you got tuna mac
BoyOfMelancholy
Tuna preserves (especially paté) goes hard with milk cookies, you should try.
Fit_Carpet_364
OH NO! Better chop a pickle to cut the fat and hide it between two pieces of bread.
leeloocal
“Somehow.”
WhoAmI9597
Are you perchance pregnant?
gnarkill3332
*mmmMmmMmMMMMMmmmMmmmnn*
MeowBerkeley
I understand adding yogurt as faux mayo, but why cold clumps of butter? Maybe you could redeem it by hearing it up & adding some spices.
Turbulent-Matter501
It looks worse because it IS worse LOL
Angsty_Potatos
You made goo and slime. Congratulations
Ornery-Practice9772
Canned tuna in oil
Angel hair pasta
Smelly cheese
NotOrXor
Oh man, way worse! 😂
Why not lose the butter and at least mix enough to combine. Not sure about yogurt tuna salad, but it’d at least _look_ like tuna salad.
BushwickSpill
Try mayo/mustard and dill relish next time you feral creature.
csvega84
My Nana’s Southern Tuna Salad Recipe: 1 can of drained tuna Use a fork to mince the flakes well 1 Tablespoon of Dukes Mayo 1 Teaspoon of Mt. Olive Sweet Relish 1/2 Teaspoon of Frenches Mustard Add salt and pepper to taste as well as smoked paprika if you like. Mix well and refrigerate.
I love it on toasted bread or with Ritz crackers. Simple and delicious 🫂🥰
DarthDoobz
I like how optimistic you were with those 3 ingredients
higgywiggypiggy
Why not yoghurt garlic and cucumber
DecompositionLU
You could’ve made a banger diner with cold rice, corn, tuna, Greek yoghurt mixed with lemon juice, thyme and a bit of basil. Add some tomatoes, feta and iceberg salad, here it is a very solid recipe. But no, you put fucking butter.
opossum_isnervous
r/stupidfood
OneTangerine792
OP I get your logic. Try adding some parm and pepper next time too and spreading that shit into spaghetti
nekroves
“Somehow”.
missingpancakes
That’s a lot of butter
Wasabi8486
Why?
ChaoticDucc
BUTTER?
JUST PIECES OF BUTTER?
sugaredviolence
Jesus tapdancing christ
tyrant_goose
You made your ancestors sad
FliaTia
Bro just add mayo like everyone else you don’t need to live like this
dillhavarti
i’m pregnant and this made me immediately nauseous. i blame you for any damages lmao
Electrical_Pace_9409
Dude, just add an egg some salt and shredded cheese then fry it into patties. Waaaayyy better than this lol
42 Comments
Cheese, ok. But why yogurt and butter?
What was the rationale behind the yogurt?
I was enjoying my food, then I got mad at myself
had you eaten human food before this?
Is that just a chunk of cold butter?
I agree with your synopsis
Who hurt you?
Cheese and fish are a terrible match.
Who the fuck looks at a can of tuna, and says “yeah thisll be GREAT with my unflavored greek/yogurt!”
Youre a masochist, arent you?
The 2nd slide looks like you legit threw up in the bowl, holy shit. Theres so much going on here.
Somehow this made me slightly nauseous and sent me through the 7 stages of grief in 30 seconds.
Weird additions.. i like some mayo, a lil relish, diced raw onion or diced apple chunks if youd prefer sweet over pungent. Ive also seen people add grapes but i think that should stay in chicken salad.
This you, OP?
Why did you add cold butter?
Well, the things you added were not optimal. Next time try apple pieces , walnuts or pecans, thin sliced boiled egg or celery, maybe a dash of mayo, maybe a dab of relish. Decide if you want it to be sweeter or more savory.
You made it worse for sure.
Add pasta and you got tuna mac
Tuna preserves (especially paté) goes hard with milk cookies, you should try.
OH NO! Better chop a pickle to cut the fat and hide it between two pieces of bread.
“Somehow.”
Are you perchance pregnant?
*mmmMmmMmMMMMMmmmMmmmnn*
I understand adding yogurt as faux mayo, but why cold clumps of butter? Maybe you could redeem it by hearing it up & adding some spices.
It looks worse because it IS worse LOL
You made goo and slime. Congratulations
Canned tuna in oil
Angel hair pasta
Smelly cheese
Oh man, way worse! 😂
Why not lose the butter and at least mix enough to combine. Not sure about yogurt tuna salad, but it’d at least _look_ like tuna salad.
Try mayo/mustard and dill relish next time you feral creature.
My Nana’s Southern Tuna Salad Recipe:
1 can of drained tuna
Use a fork to mince the flakes well
1 Tablespoon of Dukes Mayo
1 Teaspoon of Mt. Olive Sweet Relish
1/2 Teaspoon of Frenches Mustard
Add salt and pepper to taste as well as smoked paprika if you like.
Mix well and refrigerate.
I love it on toasted bread or with Ritz crackers. Simple and delicious 🫂🥰
I like how optimistic you were with those 3 ingredients
Why not yoghurt garlic and cucumber
You could’ve made a banger diner with cold rice, corn, tuna, Greek yoghurt mixed with lemon juice, thyme and a bit of basil. Add some tomatoes, feta and iceberg salad, here it is a very solid recipe.
But no, you put fucking butter.
r/stupidfood
OP I get your logic. Try adding some parm and pepper next time too and spreading that shit into spaghetti
“Somehow”.
That’s a lot of butter
Why?
BUTTER?
JUST PIECES OF BUTTER?
Jesus tapdancing christ
You made your ancestors sad
Bro just add mayo like everyone else you don’t need to live like this
i’m pregnant and this made me immediately nauseous. i blame you for any damages lmao
Dude, just add an egg some salt and shredded cheese then fry it into patties. Waaaayyy better than this lol