My take on the potato pizza from a few days ago, made with tots.
My take on the potato pizza from a few days ago, made with tots.
by laterdude
32 Comments
ZeldaZealot
The original post does not mention sauce, so this is more like cheesy hash browns with pepperoni. Not a crime, and I’d definitely eat it, minus the pepperoni.
welding_guy_from_LI
Not a crime but it will clean the pipes the next day
Noahms456
Im torn. I would eat, but seems malicious and degenerate, somehow. Crime.
evelordesslunchlady
I would totally demolish this with a cup of marinara. Not really pizza, so therefore innocent.
LMB_mook
Can people stop calling things pizza that clearly aren’t pizza?
6BoogUwU9
Gonna have to try at some point ngl
AuntJibbie

WovenBloodlust6
No crime I’d honestly fuck this up although I may just be hungry
Warm-Meaning-8815
It looks edible. It also tricks us into thinking it looks like a pizza. But it’s not a real pizza. I’d eat it, but this is not a pizza. Crime.
in1gom0ntoya
the unholy fuck is this? its like it skinned a pizza and is wearing it as a hat.
sriracha_koolaid
Thank God I thought that was popcorn
Trevellation
Cheese tots with pepperoni aren’t a pizza, therefore they aren’t a pizza crime.
32 Comments
The original post does not mention sauce, so this is more like cheesy hash browns with pepperoni. Not a crime, and I’d definitely eat it, minus the pepperoni.
Not a crime but it will clean the pipes the next day
Im torn. I would eat, but seems malicious and degenerate, somehow. Crime.
I would totally demolish this with a cup of marinara. Not really pizza, so therefore innocent.
Can people stop calling things pizza that clearly aren’t pizza?
Gonna have to try at some point ngl

No crime I’d honestly fuck this up although I may just be hungry
It looks edible. It also tricks us into thinking it looks like a pizza. But it’s not a real pizza. I’d eat it, but this is not a pizza. Crime.
the unholy fuck is this? its like it skinned a pizza and is wearing it as a hat.
Thank God I thought that was popcorn
Cheese tots with pepperoni aren’t a pizza, therefore they aren’t a pizza crime.
They look pretty tasty though.
https://preview.redd.it/vobh6yoybtif1.jpeg?width=614&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdbaded0cf24cacda0b75c25e7ea666310ce6035
I bet this is money. I’d smash this and maybe one more.
Would eat but likely need a fork because I’m doubting this thing’s structural integrity
I don’t even smoke, but I need to join that sub l;ol, I love shit like this.
Not a crime, and not a pizza.
Looks delicious tho.
Not a pizza. Looks good though. Since it’s not a pizza, it’s not a crime, so no.
Bit rough round the edges, recommend using a mold or pie dish next time.
It’s pizza-esque, so not a crime.
I’ll allow this on a technicality. But they are on the thinnest of crusts…
I feel conflicted. very edible crime here. definitely a crime though. That is tatertot casserole.
Melted cheese goes good on tatertots, whey note some pepperonio?

Great idea, poor execution.
Mistrial.
What the- oh it’s the weed sub Reddit
Posts like these should be a mis-trial. A bunch of tasty food slapped together is stoner/drunk food. Nothin criminal about that.
Did you add garlic?
It’s basically just pizza fries from Halloween/Hollywood Horror Nights at Universal. That should be enough of an indicator for severity of crime.
if it looks like a potato, and quacks like a potato, it’s probably not a pizza.
Prison. You knew it was a crime, and did it anyway.
I’ve done this more than a few times. I don’t care if it’s outside the law!