Canned whole chicken. For those who are used to large portions!
Canned whole chicken. For those who are used to large portions!
by -_Redan_-
42 Comments
DavidPT40
It looks just like the picture on the can!
Donkeybrother
Somebody bawkkaked all over that birb . 🤢 🤮
godbyzilla
Makes me remember when Daniel Tosh sent some dude like 6 of these for him to eat on camera it was gross.
gigglegenius
This is so disgusting
Junethemuse
It has its uses. I’ve had a few recipes that used canned chicken and it was just fine.
welding_guy_from_LI
It’s fine .. the slime is just congealed fat
Bubbaganewsh
Does anyone remember MASH and that episode when Charles got a canned bird (I can remember what it was) and him and Hotlips got sick? Yeah I’m getting that kind of vibe.
BigD4163
Can’t beat the gelatin on a Ritz cracker
Nuclear_Sean
I remember a friends mom pulling the meat off of one of those chickens several times while over at his house. Needless to say, I never had dinner at his house even though I had been invited several times
Imwrongyourewrong
Ew. If you shake the can, does the placenta come out?
Timely-Neck-9503
Looks like it sat in jizz for 3 days and 3 nights
BIGG_FRIGG
The rolled tacos you can make from this chicken are awesome!
JediKrys
That can birthed a baby!!
dudesgotagun1
Or… a family?
PrincessAintPeachy
Okay so I once had sweet sue canned chicken and dumplings.
My family is from the south and I was really missing chicken and dumplings that day.
The awful hell stench that came from that can, could make me toss my cookies right now if I think too much about it.
The chicken was chewy and globby and the dumplings had the texture of wet paper mache. Not at all the southern hometown cooking I missed.
Having said that, I can’t imagine what the scent of a whole canned chicken must smell like here 🤢
ffsnametaken
Couldn’t see it on giphy, but there’s a very relevant Shakira chicken can gif.
Lost-Astronaut-8280
Finally, something I can enjoy on the bus ride to work.
StarsEatMyCrown
Rinse it. Season it. Cut it so that it splays outward and sear it on both sides for color, probably won’t be that bad.
SquirrelyMcNutz
Now lemme tell ya about canned hamburgers…
RedditBlowsHarder
How do they coax it in there?
j_cro86
i bet it makes a good SCHLORP if you can get it out whole.
killerkitten61
If you got this sabotage on the show cut throat kitchen, you were basically going to get sent home. I think I only saw one person make it to the next round with this one, and it was a celebrity chef episode.
This doesn’t look especially pleasant but, when you think about it, is not meaningfully different from a jar of confit duck, which is pretty hideous when you look at it!
Cron420
It looks gross, but it comes up as a surprise ingredient on various cooking competition shows. Nobody is ever excited about it but those dishes tend to do very well. It comes out tender, juicy, and properly salted. Plus its easy to prepare.
hotwheelearl
This would be amazing for shredded chicken.
OrangeCeylon
This was a very strange product. You can find a number of essays and videos about it. Reactions range from dreadful to “not quite as bad as you might think.” Looks like they stopped selling it a few years ago, so you’ve missed your chance. It wasn’t cheap, as I recall, so it’s hard to see why you’d want this as opposed to a fresh chicken or maybe a can of just the meat, which is fine for convenience.
Mulliganasty
I’ve definitely seen this as a whammy ingredient on GGG!
The_Pancake88
Looks like Neo in the matrix coming out of his growth chamber
frazzledglispa
My mother used to buy those for some recipe, but I don’t remember what it was.
an0n6543
Reminds me of canned bread from Spongebob
Negative_Avocado4573
I’d be curious what this looks like in 50 or 100 years. Does it look like those unsolved mysteries of people who met foul play and were disposed of in oil barrels?
Anyway, I’ll spare everyone the details but look up the story if you’re interested.
The people coming up with these products should be buried like it when they die, congealed in fat and cramped in tube coffins. Let them be a gross surprise to the archaeologists of the future
42 Comments
It looks just like the picture on the can!
Somebody bawkkaked all over that birb . 🤢 🤮
Makes me remember when Daniel Tosh sent some dude like 6 of these for him to eat on camera it was gross.
This is so disgusting
It has its uses. I’ve had a few recipes that used canned chicken and it was just fine.
It’s fine .. the slime is just congealed fat
Does anyone remember MASH and that episode when Charles got a canned bird (I can remember what it was) and him and Hotlips got sick? Yeah I’m getting that kind of vibe.
Can’t beat the gelatin on a Ritz cracker
I remember a friends mom pulling the meat off of one of those chickens several times while over at his house. Needless to say, I never had dinner at his house even though I had been invited several times
Ew. If you shake the can, does the placenta come out?
Looks like it sat in jizz for 3 days and 3 nights
The rolled tacos you can make from this chicken are awesome!
That can birthed a baby!!
Or… a family?
Okay so I once had sweet sue canned chicken and dumplings.
My family is from the south and I was really missing chicken and dumplings that day.
The awful hell stench that came from that can, could make me toss my cookies right now if I think too much about it.
The chicken was chewy and globby and the dumplings had the texture of wet paper mache. Not at all the southern hometown cooking I missed.
Having said that, I can’t imagine what the scent of a whole canned chicken must smell like here 🤢
Couldn’t see it on giphy, but there’s a very relevant Shakira chicken can gif.
Finally, something I can enjoy on the bus ride to work.
Rinse it. Season it. Cut it so that it splays outward and sear it on both sides for color, probably won’t be that bad.
Now lemme tell ya about canned hamburgers…
How do they coax it in there?
i bet it makes a good SCHLORP if you can get it out whole.
If you got this sabotage on the show cut throat kitchen, you were basically going to get sent home. I think I only saw one person make it to the next round with this one, and it was a celebrity chef episode.
/u/repostsleuthbot
This makes me sick to look at
☹️
[Emmy](https://youtu.be/aVppw4C4T_w?si=fo7kASn3HbcvmYVA) made a video about this.
Sweet Sue more like Sweet Jesus
[Mmmmm canned chicken](https://external-preview.redd.it/_4h4Qt6t8Pis4Aiwvm2HipTNwT5cQ9f4lOPUW5M67S8.gif?width=270&format=mp4&s=45f9be2d14dc0c506ecd875bbbac7f78ba748a09)
This doesn’t look especially pleasant but, when you think about it, is not meaningfully different from a jar of confit duck, which is pretty hideous when you look at it!
It looks gross, but it comes up as a surprise ingredient on various cooking competition shows. Nobody is ever excited about it but those dishes tend to do very well. It comes out tender, juicy, and properly salted. Plus its easy to prepare.
This would be amazing for shredded chicken.
This was a very strange product. You can find a number of essays and videos about it. Reactions range from dreadful to “not quite as bad as you might think.” Looks like they stopped selling it a few years ago, so you’ve missed your chance. It wasn’t cheap, as I recall, so it’s hard to see why you’d want this as opposed to a fresh chicken or maybe a can of just the meat, which is fine for convenience.
I’ve definitely seen this as a whammy ingredient on GGG!
Looks like Neo in the matrix coming out of his growth chamber
My mother used to buy those for some recipe, but I don’t remember what it was.
Reminds me of canned bread from Spongebob
I’d be curious what this looks like in 50 or 100 years. Does it look like those unsolved mysteries of people who met foul play and were disposed of in oil barrels?
Anyway, I’ll spare everyone the details but look up the story if you’re interested.
Murder of Reyna Marroquín
Forensic Files is the bee’s knees.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2laEGF9Ji3M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2laEGF9Ji3M)
Vintage internet: https://youtu.be/7VIPXNSBHNE?si=cKf_KOHvPk7asNI2
Not cool.
The people coming up with these products should be buried like it when they die, congealed in fat and cramped in tube coffins. Let them be a gross surprise to the archaeologists of the future
