[with this post i do not intend to offend anyone, it's a post entirely for satirical purposes, Just laugh and enjoy]
In Honor of the new American Pope, I (ITALIAN GUY PASSIONATE ABOUT COOKING) Will make, as a tribute to him, a MEAL!
I PRESENT TO YOU ALL… THE DOUBLE CROSS BURGER!
THE MOST TASTY AND SACRED BURGER EVER, MIXING THE COOKING SKILLS OF AN ITALIAN, WITH THE SPECIALTY OF AMERICA: HAMBURGERS!!
HOLY BORGIR!!!
2 BUNS SHAPED LIKE A CROSS, WITH 2 CROSS PATTIES HEATED ON MELTED BUTTER TO MAKE THEM EXTRA CRUCHY AND TASTY, PREMIUM BACON, THE PUREST MAYO THERE IS, 2 TASTY CHEDDAR SLICES AND A SPASH OF HOLY WATER!!
ASCEND TO THE NEXT LEVEL WITH THIS HOLY BURGER! EVEN BETTER IF ACCOMPANIED WITH A GLASS OF HOLY WATER!!
SAINT PETER APPROVES THIS DISH!!🙏🙏🙏
by _Divacteled_
9 Comments
This isn’t stupid this is art
ITS FUCKING RAWR
just because it’s holy water doesn’t mean it’s free from giardia. I hope you truly boiled the hell out of it first.
A real American would have made the cross from multiple, whole burgers.
Can you slop it up with the holy water next time
I guess it is pretty stupid. Dude became pope like 3 months ago. Bit late to cook in his honor lol