Maybe not the most visually appealing and not the healthiest meal of all time but this looks good, would definitely eat. Sweet potato fries would be a big upgrade over potato chips but then again, this is shitty food porn.
Illustrious-Bake3878
They’re wrong. This is great.
axron12
I’d smash
leclercwitch
That looks great
Outrageous_Pool_2529
i’d scran
Vinhfluenza
ADHD series of pictures you’ve got there
Soft_Chipmunk_8051
Typo, it should say “tasty”
Any-Sample-6319
Let them eat their fake meat overcooked fast food crap, that burger looks glorious, i bet it tasted like heaven too
bad_wolff
Opened this post and tried to figure out what this meal has to do with Charli XCX 😂
AsparagusOverall8454
Awesome spyderco
kryotheory
I would fuck that burger *up*.
AutopsyDrama
Nah looks good as f. What ya watching? I recognise it but cant place it.
Effective_Gene5155
The slab of pink in the middle is the nasty bit
But i dont get it you have photos of a cooked patty, what even is that?
JoeyKino
It looks REALLY whet… with an “h,” because it’s so moist, you just have to say it that way…
Honestly, though, I wouldn’t say it’s shitty, so much as that it has nowhere else to go. Those redditors at r/foodporn have their heads up their asses and a long waitlist to get in, you’d never make it; it’s more creative than r/decentfoodporn, and I don’t think it’s stupid enough for r/stupidfood. They’d probably like you over at r/stonerfood, though!
Maybe you should start your own sub – how about r/unprofessionalchef… unless you’re actually a professional chef by day. r/funwithfood might get too NSFW a little to fast. Maybe r/creativelycooking – that has a nice ring to it, too.
ReadRightRed99
There’s nothing wrong with your creation. It looks appetizing. Too many sesame seeds. But you didn’t bake the bun. Who has a problem with this?
karatebanana
It’s really just the coloring
JayofTea
It looks mostly good and I’d probably replicate it!
But the raw looking meat is a bit off putting lmaoo
Thinyser
Only thing nasty here is the IPA (I am a super-taster so anything bitter is experienced by me as like 10x more bitter than the normal person experiences it, so IPA’s are OFF THE CHART bitter to me, I can barely tolerate the most tasteless of beers and the fist time I tried an IPA I literally gagged just like this except with a mouthful of beer spiling down my chin.)
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Bro that looks delicious. Was it good?
Maybe not the most visually appealing and not the healthiest meal of all time but this looks good, would definitely eat. Sweet potato fries would be a big upgrade over potato chips but then again, this is shitty food porn.
They’re wrong. This is great.
I’d smash
That looks great
i’d scran
ADHD series of pictures you’ve got there
Typo, it should say “tasty”
Let them eat their fake meat overcooked fast food crap, that burger looks glorious, i bet it tasted like heaven too
Opened this post and tried to figure out what this meal has to do with Charli XCX 😂
Awesome spyderco
I would fuck that burger *up*.
Nah looks good as f. What ya watching? I recognise it but cant place it.
The slab of pink in the middle is the nasty bit
But i dont get it you have photos of a cooked patty, what even is that?
It looks REALLY whet… with an “h,” because it’s so moist, you just have to say it that way…
Honestly, though, I wouldn’t say it’s shitty, so much as that it has nowhere else to go. Those redditors at r/foodporn have their heads up their asses and a long waitlist to get in, you’d never make it; it’s more creative than r/decentfoodporn, and I don’t think it’s stupid enough for r/stupidfood. They’d probably like you over at r/stonerfood, though!
Maybe you should start your own sub – how about r/unprofessionalchef… unless you’re actually a professional chef by day. r/funwithfood might get too NSFW a little to fast. Maybe r/creativelycooking – that has a nice ring to it, too.
There’s nothing wrong with your creation. It looks appetizing. Too many sesame seeds. But you didn’t bake the bun. Who has a problem with this?
It’s really just the coloring
It looks mostly good and I’d probably replicate it!
But the raw looking meat is a bit off putting lmaoo
Only thing nasty here is the IPA
(I am a super-taster so anything bitter is experienced by me as like 10x more bitter than the normal person experiences it, so IPA’s are OFF THE CHART bitter to me, I can barely tolerate the most tasteless of beers and the fist time I tried an IPA I literally gagged just like this except with a mouthful of beer spiling down my chin.)
Sinners and a good burger? 🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾