Uh yep, as expected, McDonald’s new shake is premium ass
Uh yep, as expected, McDonald’s new shake is premium ass
by MrGoatReal
28 Comments
Admirable-Sir-9854
Premium ass good or bad? 😂
smallflirtylady
It tastes of ass? What were the flavour(s)??
ThePuppet99
What does it taste like?
Shot_Pop7624
Wait.. is that what the whipped cream looked like in your shake? They might have been doing whippets
solarshift
Yeah I had it yesterday and I was shocked at how bad it was. The flavor is almost perfume-y mixed with cotton candy, it’s unpleasant. It’s also a $14 combo meal that is otherwise unremarkable unless you really care about Birdie the McDonald’s character.
Careful_Talk_4253
First pic looks so good lol— I think you may just be too old for cotton candy. It’s always nostalgic from looks but results vary on flavor interpretation
MrGoatReal
Also a small cost me $4.23, idc what McDonald’s shakes are going for nowadays that’s $3 too much
jingaalto
Yeah i hate cotton candy too
Far_Palpitation_8107
The first pic is so pretty tho 🥲 That sucks
teataxteller
Thought the first pic was a pile of used post its
rowdymowdy
I think that just the paint they used for that color is healthier than the shake itself lol
TacoDestroyer2YT
Can confirm. I work at a McD’s myself. Decided to try the shake.
Boy was that a mistake. The shake itself isn’t too bad; tastes like berries as was listed to us, but is too sweet for me. The whipped cream is what sends it all crashing down. I do not like the whipped cream and would’ve preferred if we just used the normal whipped cream (I was never told if we are allowed to substitute either whipped cream out for the other.)
LuckyCod2887
That’s unfortunate because it looks very attractive. At least the first photo did.
judah249
Tastes like a confused berry
judah249
Don’t forget the $15 McDonaldLand meal
MrBwnrrific
That’d make anyone Grimace

SanDiegoJewelryStore
It tastes like Trix yogurt, I liked it lol
resist_unlearn_defy
Yall are so wrong this bitch is fantastic better than a shamrock shake that’s for shore
bloodychickentinola
looks pretty though
Dounce1
Why the fuck are people going to McDonald’s and expecting anything other than absolute garbage?
Fluffy_Mood5781
People shouldn’t go to McDonald’s with hope.
A Mchicken with large fries taste best without a glint in the eye.
Whosagooddog765
The Wednesday meal at Wendy’s is pretty good. Weird ass purple sauces and ice cream treat.
Aivy_silver
Man I had the Sabrina Carpenters Dunkin’ Donuts drink and that shit was liquid ass too
Edited to be more descriptive
yamxiety
McDonalds supports genocide anyway, I’ve been boycotting for years now.
s0methingggg
pitiable buttocks
DealerCamel
It tastes like the 90s. I don’t know how to quantify this, it just does.
jas-is-rad-and-sad
I think the shake is tasty but I spent an absurd amount of time trying to figure out if the whipped cream was spoiled or if it just sucks. I actually never figured it out and refused to touch the whipped cream.
Truethrowawaychest1
What exactly is it? It doesn’t look great. In comparison I had a banana shake from Shake Shack and it was 10/10, same with the peach shake from Chik fil e
28 Comments
Premium ass good or bad? 😂
It tastes of ass? What were the flavour(s)??
What does it taste like?
Wait.. is that what the whipped cream looked like in your shake? They might have been doing whippets
Yeah I had it yesterday and I was shocked at how bad it was. The flavor is almost perfume-y mixed with cotton candy, it’s unpleasant. It’s also a $14 combo meal that is otherwise unremarkable unless you really care about Birdie the McDonald’s character.
First pic looks so good lol— I think you may just be too old for cotton candy. It’s always nostalgic from looks but results vary on flavor interpretation
Also a small cost me $4.23, idc what McDonald’s shakes are going for nowadays that’s $3 too much
Yeah i hate cotton candy too
The first pic is so pretty tho 🥲 That sucks
Thought the first pic was a pile of used post its
I think that just the paint they used for that color is healthier than the shake itself lol
Can confirm. I work at a McD’s myself. Decided to try the shake.
Boy was that a mistake.
The shake itself isn’t too bad; tastes like berries as was listed to us, but is too sweet for me.
The whipped cream is what sends it all crashing down. I do not like the whipped cream and would’ve preferred if we just used the normal whipped cream (I was never told if we are allowed to substitute either whipped cream out for the other.)
That’s unfortunate because it looks very attractive. At least the first photo did.
Tastes like a confused berry
Don’t forget the $15 McDonaldLand meal
That’d make anyone Grimace

It tastes like Trix yogurt, I liked it lol
Yall are so wrong this bitch is fantastic better than a shamrock shake that’s for shore
looks pretty though
Why the fuck are people going to McDonald’s and expecting anything other than absolute garbage?
People shouldn’t go to McDonald’s with hope.
A Mchicken with large fries taste best without a glint in the eye.
The Wednesday meal at Wendy’s is pretty good. Weird ass purple sauces and ice cream treat.
Man I had the Sabrina Carpenters Dunkin’ Donuts drink and that shit was liquid ass too
Edited to be more descriptive
McDonalds supports genocide anyway, I’ve been boycotting for years now.
pitiable buttocks
It tastes like the 90s. I don’t know how to quantify this, it just does.
I think the shake is tasty but I spent an absurd amount of time trying to figure out if the whipped cream was spoiled or if it just sucks. I actually never figured it out and refused to touch the whipped cream.
What exactly is it? It doesn’t look great. In comparison I had a banana shake from Shake Shack and it was 10/10, same with the peach shake from Chik fil e