As a vegetarian seeing anti-vegetarian memes is the funniest thing ever
Saw this In a gorcery store in Virginia
by swarmlord88
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questions1000
Textbook “I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at animal cruelty” 😒
pentesticals
Used to be a vegetarian restaurant in Zurich called Bad Hunter.
JarveyJoe
One of my uncles told me this joke once. I looked at him and said, “no, that’s a mistranslation, it actually means living a longer, healthier life than you” 😝
I saw this woman a few years ago and it cracked me up
PrudentTadpole8839
I went to a pig roast last weekend at one of my best friends (amazing collard greens there). He has a magnet that said “PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals”. I told him I thought it was funny.
My coworker was trying to poke at me for being a vegetarian and said that lame “my food eats your food”. So I said back “And how is that Gout treating you?”. Shut him up real quick.
If it comes from malice, then fight back. If it’s a joke, then laugh.
meekonesfade
I dunno, most modern day people buy their meat at a supermarket, so they are more like gatherers
LuckyAndLifted
My 92 year old father in law has said this to me for years with a completely straight face. The kicker is that he was vegan for like 20 years, way back in the 80s. WTF.
oweynagat8
My mother gave me that exact sign as a Christmas present once. I still have no idea why she thought I would like it.
Rare-Idea-6450
I was at some event one time where a lady kept pushing me to try some meat and to get her to stop I had to explain I had become a vegetarian a couple of years before. She was offended I guess and condescendingly asked, “What happened? You finally found out where meat comes from?” I acted like she hadn’t just been rude and in a conversational tone replied, “No, actually some of my earliest memories are of going hunting with my family and helping to skin the animals afterward. I learned to shoot a rifle before most kids can ride a bike. It just never quite sat right with me, and every time I ate meat I imagined biting into a live cow, or chicken, or whatever. So I stopped.” Got kind of awkward after that.
Thanatofobia
Funniest thing about that joke is that 99.9% of people using it couldn’t hunt if their life depended on it.
Last time someone made a “real men hunt” comment/joke directed at me, i told him that he wasn’t a hunter, he was a scavenger.
He bought meat from an animal killed days ago by someone else, which made him a scavenger. And that the closest he ever came to hunting, was a minigame in a videogame.
VegelantyJustice
I saw one once that said ‘i’m not a vegetarian because i love animals, i’m a vegetarian because i hate vegetables’ and i just absolutely was rolling.
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Textbook “I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at animal cruelty” 😒
Used to be a vegetarian restaurant in Zurich called Bad Hunter.
One of my uncles told me this joke once. I looked at him and said, “no, that’s a mistranslation, it actually means living a longer, healthier life than you” 😝
https://preview.redd.it/3tlnc4fqj7jf1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1fb43b4658c975e5be92e643c7bce6e51a8e29d
I saw this woman a few years ago and it cracked me up
I went to a pig roast last weekend at one of my best friends (amazing collard greens there). He has a magnet that said “PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals”. I told him I thought it was funny.
My coworker was trying to poke at me for being a vegetarian and said that lame “my food eats your food”. So I said back “And how is that Gout treating you?”. Shut him up real quick.
If it comes from malice, then fight back. If it’s a joke, then laugh.
I dunno, most modern day people buy their meat at a supermarket, so they are more like gatherers
My 92 year old father in law has said this to me for years with a completely straight face. The kicker is that he was vegan for like 20 years, way back in the 80s. WTF.
My mother gave me that exact sign as a Christmas present once. I still have no idea why she thought I would like it.
I was at some event one time where a lady kept pushing me to try some meat and to get her to stop I had to explain I had become a vegetarian a couple of years before. She was offended I guess and condescendingly asked, “What happened? You finally found out where meat comes from?” I acted like she hadn’t just been rude and in a conversational tone replied, “No, actually some of my earliest memories are of going hunting with my family and helping to skin the animals afterward. I learned to shoot a rifle before most kids can ride a bike. It just never quite sat right with me, and every time I ate meat I imagined biting into a live cow, or chicken, or whatever. So I stopped.” Got kind of awkward after that.
Funniest thing about that joke is that 99.9% of people using it couldn’t hunt if their life depended on it.
Last time someone made a “real men hunt” comment/joke directed at me, i told him that he wasn’t a hunter, he was a scavenger.
He bought meat from an animal killed days ago by someone else, which made him a scavenger.
And that the closest he ever came to hunting, was a minigame in a videogame.
I saw one once that said ‘i’m not a vegetarian because i love animals, i’m a vegetarian because i hate vegetables’ and i just absolutely was rolling.