I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it

by BadFishCM

33 Comments

  1. Howcanyoubecertain

    Lots of lube and patience and you’ll get it shoved all the way up there before you know it

  2. Time to find out who did time and got the most smuggled in

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    Usually I only see this in weed subreddits. Works here too. lol.

  4. RazzleDazzle1537

    Just nonchalantly place it in front of a coworker

  5. Lost_On_Lot

    Take it home and stick it in your underwear drawer!

  6. Petty_Paw_Printz

    Morty, Morty listen! I’m gonna need you to put this waaaay up inside your butthole Morty! 

  7. SexyWampa

    With enough olive oil, it won’t take much strength at all…

  8. Express_Area_8359

    It’s just reverse inhale exhale

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  9. No-Suggestion251

    I was gonna eat that! But now it’s gonna taste like carrots!!