My weekly dinner prep is looking more and more horrific each week. At LEAST it's seasoned. This is basically a turkey-pork alfredo…also with black beans.
by divine_shadow
27 Comments
M0nk_Fish
Recipe for my bulk?
quiplaam
>macronutritionally-balanced
I don’t think you know what that means
seazbase
Bachelor Chow, now with flavor!
DraftCommercial8848
Yup, that’s dog chow lol
We make our dogs food as a nutritious kibble topper and it looks very similar to this
Disastrous-Resident5
Remember, dehydrated habaneros are chefs choice for this.
DaVirus
I am absolutely going down this path if I become single again.
toomuchtv987
Joy is also a vital nutrient, and I see no joy here.
billmurraysprostate
It’s as if depression was a food.
Palanki96
Good enough
FiveDollarShake
I thought those were raisins initially
caldawggy13
It looks awful, but having seen the recipe, it’s not bad at all! Little bit of tlc, and a home made sauce, this would actually be quite a good meal!
SandiestCow
i thought you might deserve to know what a good boy youve been.
Possible_Abalone_846
You know what? At least it has fiber. That makes it better than 90% of other posts here.
mambotomato
Throwing a green garnish on that will make a huge difference to the palatability.
Like, take thirty seconds to slice up a green onion and sprinkle it on there. Instant improvement.
Sargash
What else are you eating? If thats it you really should add more to it.
Like you can add a ton of veg for almost no calories and more flavor. Like personally, I’d probably add a few cans of italian diced tomatoes.
Carnephex
It is very *beige.*
Peregrine_Purple
Id scoop that up with raw bell peppers dipped in lemon juice
culinarysiren

Me looking for any sign of a vegetable in the vicinity these dishes.
eightdt
Would changing the sauce to a basic spaghetti sauce change the flavor that much?? I love alfredo sauce but this sounds like a good spaghetti combo
The_32
I don’t think your body can physically process 80 g of protein at a time
ThreeApproaches
Poor dogs.
cutestslothevr
The black beans make for an extremely concerning looking addition.
A_Wild_Gorgon
I legit thought I was on dog advice subreddit lol
jerkbercky
I make similar but sometimes soybeans instead of black beans for extra protein 💪 I bet You’re big and stronk
bex199
the words men use to talk about their eating disorders are fascinating
Jamba-Jew
“Raisins!??! Ohhh, black beans…” – Me
nomoreteathx
Human grade food for dogs, dog grade food for humans.
27 Comments
Recipe for my bulk?
>macronutritionally-balanced
I don’t think you know what that means
Bachelor Chow, now with flavor!
Yup, that’s dog chow lol
We make our dogs food as a nutritious kibble topper and it looks very similar to this
Remember, dehydrated habaneros are chefs choice for this.
I am absolutely going down this path if I become single again.
Joy is also a vital nutrient, and I see no joy here.
It’s as if depression was a food.
Good enough
I thought those were raisins initially
It looks awful, but having seen the recipe, it’s not bad at all! Little bit of tlc, and a home made sauce, this would actually be quite a good meal!
i thought you might deserve to know what a good boy youve been.
You know what? At least it has fiber. That makes it better than 90% of other posts here.
Throwing a green garnish on that will make a huge difference to the palatability.
Like, take thirty seconds to slice up a green onion and sprinkle it on there. Instant improvement.
What else are you eating? If thats it you really should add more to it.
Like you can add a ton of veg for almost no calories and more flavor. Like personally, I’d probably add a few cans of italian diced tomatoes.
It is very *beige.*
Id scoop that up with raw bell peppers dipped in lemon juice

Me looking for any sign of a vegetable in the vicinity these dishes.
Would changing the sauce to a basic spaghetti sauce change the flavor that much?? I love alfredo sauce but this sounds like a good spaghetti combo
I don’t think your body can physically process 80 g of protein at a time
Poor dogs.
The black beans make for an extremely concerning looking addition.
I legit thought I was on dog advice subreddit lol
I make similar but sometimes soybeans instead of black beans for extra protein 💪 I bet You’re big and stronk
the words men use to talk about their eating disorders are fascinating
“Raisins!??! Ohhh, black beans…” – Me
Human grade food for dogs, dog grade food for humans.