I have now accquired salt and pepper from a friend which has improved the experience

by AdministrativeCar677

41 Comments

  1. Ceepeenc

    Should get some soy sauce packets from a Chinese restaurant, keep them in the car for times like these.

  2. TahiniInMyVeins

    Just out here raw dogging tofu out of the package jfc

  3. DiaA6383

    Been thinking about doing this for lunch, how is it? What would you add?

  4. welding_guy_from_LI

    I’ve eaten tofu like that with salt pepper and nooch .. it’s like a cottage cheese brick

  5. Mr_Bagginses

    Just a big ole container of plain tofu? Thats craaazzzyyyy

  6. what’s with all these people i’m seeing raw dogging tofu. what’s the secret? do you just hate yourself? is it sensory issues? i wish i could do this

  7. Opening-Profit7945

    At least put some hot sauce of that clump of sadness lol

  8. thewisestpig

    i mean, drizzle on some plum sauce and you’re golden.

  9. agentfortyfour

    The side dessert stuff is great. I’d have trouble with this as is. Maybe ask for a packet of soy sauce and hot sauce at the store.

  10. Yona1412

    Contrary opinion; can be delicious. This is called Tau Foo Fah/Douhua (Tofu Flower), a very common Chinese dessert that can be eaten cold or warmed.

    My parents would make a lot as a kid with just store bought tofu.

    If you have a choice, get silky tofu not firm. And some thin syrup. In a pinch, or for ease, just simple syrup works. But ideally a ginger or palm syrup.

    If you prefer savory/salty, you can use a light soy sauce or if you can find a sweet soy sauce, it’s even better.

  11. rexcasei

    Some people treat food as a form of self-punishment

  12. Long-Development461

    I like plain uncooked tofu too 😭

  13. PoodlePirate

    I sometimes eat tempeh right out the package. At least it had a nutty flavor and I can pretend I’m eating an oversized protein bar.

  14. SuccotashFragrant354

    Honestly? I fucking love raw tofu

  15. FROOMLOOMS

    Actually tho, I love raw tofu

    Idk why, that stuff just has the right funk of earth to it

  16. Not gonna lie I love unseasoned uncooked tofu, but I also had pica as a child and still remember the taste of chalk fondly. So it’s probably a weird thing to enjoy.

  17. gravelord-neeto

    People look at me when I’m insane whenever I do this but a block of tofu is barely $2 with an insane amount of protein. I also just really love the texture of tofu honestly and it absorbs every sauce and seasoning you put on it easily to make it even better.

  18. theegreenman

    Reminds me of the Three Stooges when Curly asks for Burnt toast and a rotten egg, because he has a tapeworm and that’s good enough for it.

  19. I am not sure if I am looking at US white man’s lunch or Chinese man’s…. This is next level shitty food.

  20. ParkerFree

    I’ve eaten this, too. Soy sauce saved me.

  21. Basic_witchsucja

    Looks like ice cream.. then I approve.. read it’s tofu and now i have questions.. is car tofu a thing?

  22. Saracartwheels123

    You… must have an interesting life, to be able to put up with a meal this bland

  23. MysteriousDatabase68

    Ohhhhhh… It’s tofu.

    Here I’m thinking you’re smashing a tub of off brand ready whip or tray of Halva or something.

    😀

  24. Infamous_Fox3910

    Homeless people eat better than you.

  25. Full-Honeydew-4898

    Some Chili Crisp would kick that up a notch.
    You can make it yourself so it may be cheaper
    To do that. I just buy multiple jars for my hubby

  26. danfish_77

    This is one of the saddest things I’ve seen on this sub

  27. Buttcrack15

    I absolutely love plain raw tofu. It tastes like wetness. Firm or extra firm only.