The pineapple thing (while disgusting) is whatever….. Some people like it
That cut however? Grounded for a month
DetroitLionsThreads
Then you should try making him some
Over_Writing467
I hate pineapple on pizza but that’s not considered a crime apparently. The way that slice is cut though. I believe you can drop them off at a fire station no questions asked.
welding_guy_from_LI
That’s community service washing the car and dishes until Halloween
lifeofsources
The true pizza crime is how that slice was cut.
KittenLina
Why is the cheese just a dream?
spaceladdy
A whisper of fromage
Some_Nibblonian
Eat it however you want kid! It’s your pizza!
Mezcatec
He is 9, he will grow out of it. 😉
WaxWorkKnight
They’re nine. I vote we move this to a juvenile division for possible assessment.
DrDentonMask
I’m more worried about the peppers and lack of meat. Not a bell pepper guy, but I love meat with pineapple (not ham so much, oddly, but pepperoni or sausage).
Ok_Potato_9554
The real crime here is the asshole way you cut it. Also what is with the topping distribution? Not near enough cheese. This is a terrible pizza.
tj647963
Who taught him to cut pizza like that that’s criminal
ilikeanime1234567890
I had a ham and pineapple tonight. It’s lovely.
Only1Schematic
I can enjoy a good pineapple pizza, but this odd piece cut out of the middle + the canned pineapple piled on top = guilty
MorganMiller77777
Quite possibly the worst pineapple pizza ever made
nachosmmm
Adoption
C00lGuy444
Its never too early for a psych ward……
DavieStBaconStan
Why u no cut into slices for the lil one?
SevenVeils0
Don’t all 9 year olds like pineapple on pizza?
I also like fresh mango, and either fresh supremes or those canned (in water) mandarin slices on pizza.
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The pineapple thing (while disgusting) is whatever….. Some people like it
That cut however? Grounded for a month
Then you should try making him some
I hate pineapple on pizza but that’s not considered a crime apparently. The way that slice is cut though. I believe you can drop them off at a fire station no questions asked.
That’s community service washing the car and dishes until Halloween
The true pizza crime is how that slice was cut.
Why is the cheese just a dream?
A whisper of fromage
Eat it however you want kid! It’s your pizza!
He is 9, he will grow out of it. 😉
They’re nine. I vote we move this to a juvenile division for possible assessment.
I’m more worried about the peppers and lack of meat. Not a bell pepper guy, but I love meat with pineapple (not ham so much, oddly, but pepperoni or sausage).
The real crime here is the asshole way you cut it. Also what is with the topping distribution? Not near enough cheese. This is a terrible pizza.
Who taught him to cut pizza like that that’s criminal
I had a ham and pineapple tonight. It’s lovely.
I can enjoy a good pineapple pizza, but this odd piece cut out of the middle + the canned pineapple piled on top = guilty
Quite possibly the worst pineapple pizza ever made
Adoption
Its never too early for a psych ward……
Why u no cut into slices for the lil one?
Don’t all 9 year olds like pineapple on pizza?
I also like fresh mango, and either fresh supremes or those canned (in water) mandarin slices on pizza.
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>!but it still got me!<
Pineapple as topping isn’t a crime but that monstrosity is 100% a crime against pizza.
Who is responsible for the crime that is the lack of cheese?
The crime for this is the amount of cheese and that center cut. 🤦♂️
This whole pizza is one giant crime. Straight to juvenile detention.
This post definitely gotta be rage bait lol
Why wouldn’t he? It’s delicious, ppl who say otherwise are delusional
That’s not a pizza. That’s pizza fraud
Then your nine-year-old is going places, next is to get them to try Sushi!
There’s 1) the pineapple, 2) the cut, and 3) the lack of cheese.
Councilor, what say you on charge #3?
omg that’s so much acid. I hope y’all brushed after this.
So do I, my go-to pizza is pepperoni, pineapple, red onion, and roasted garlic.
Where did you go wrong? Were there no signs? Call up the stork agency and ask for a refund.
No crime if they eat it.
Your 9 year old likes bread with tomato sauce
Congratulations you are not guilty and are granted honorary Canadian status
The crime is that cut! You’ve raised a serial killer!
There’s more pineapple than cheese. That makes it a crime automatically.
Who cut the first slice?
Throw some jalapenos and extra cheese on it.
You should have never let them start.