Monster shakes always scared me

by marcekin

15 Comments

  1. napalmnacey

    It just looks messy. Just give me cake and chocolate on a freakin’ plate with the milkshake, for the love of god.

  2. Putrid_Ad695

    Why is this sickening monstrosity showing up right when I‘m eating?

  3. mollywog21

    Seems like all those sprinkles would get stuck in the straw and I really wouldn’t want to eat the whole thing with a spoon.

  4. CakeTester

    If you’re going to go that far, there should be incendiaries as well. Sparklers at the very least, but preferably rockets and a layer of that golden fire stuff.

  5. richman678

    Most places do this so they can charge an extra 8 to 12 dollars for a basic milkshake

  6. hurdagurdah

    Food isn’t good unless I can throw out 50% of it

  7. DarkBehindTheStars

    I’m sure it’s delicious but damn, I can already feel the diabetes and rotting teeth just by looking at this.

  8. Peach93cc

    I’d love it without all the candy and cupcake..

  9. CyanManta

    Putting shitty desserts on top of each other does not make the total dessert better. If all I wanted was a mediocre milkshake, a mass produced cupcake, a wad of cotton candy, and a pile of premade aerosol whipped cream, I could get all those things cheaper at my local supermarket and assemble them in less than five minutes. I could make eight of them for the price of one of your freakshakes.

  10. eepyMushroom096

    I honestly think they’re just really messy and incredibly unhealthy. Like, who can consume that amount of liquid dairy and sugar without getting sick?

    Well, unless you’re my little brother, who eats practically anything. He’d drool at the sight of this…