Elburritomonster made a beef wellington pizza. Still a pizza?
Elburritomonster made a beef wellington pizza. Still a pizza?
by solidwhetstone
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solidwhetstone
I love Elburritomonster and I’ll be honest- I would eat this. But I’m not so sold on this one. The pastry lattice as he said is charred and that looks like a droopy ass slice with a huge thick crust and middle area that’s falling apart. Does it probably taste good? Probably. But it is severely lacking in many other ways. For that reason, I argue that this is a crime against pizza.
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I love Elburritomonster and I’ll be honest- I would eat this. But I’m not so sold on this one. The pastry lattice as he said is charred and that looks like a droopy ass slice with a huge thick crust and middle area that’s falling apart. Does it probably taste good? Probably. But it is severely lacking in many other ways. For that reason, I argue that this is a crime against pizza.
https://preview.redd.it/j6ghd56u4hkf1.png?width=1210&format=png&auto=webp&s=384bb32e3003e16d3470b69fd62bb864bd9b0942
Goodness gracious this causes me to get hot and bothered. What a pizza.
I…I feel confused and hungry.
Just give him a light sentence for burning the lattice crust, but otherwise not a pizza crime.