Look like Lava rocks for the grill. Very turd colored ‘black’ truffles
Mothersmeelk
Rocks are more expensive than one might think.
CanoeShoes
I worked at this Italian place that bought a 9,000 dollar meat slicer from Italy and then the chef (owners son) decided he didn’t want to use it after all they just put it out front as a display piece.
Dripping_Gravy
As Forrest Gump once said, “sometimes there just aren’t enough rocks.”
votszka
someone trying to pass off burnt potatoes as truffles, now?
Fredj3-1
Kitchen work is always underpaid
HAZZ3R1
I genuinely thought I was looking at rocks.
And prefer a decent mushroom than this.
Theonlyusernameleft-
Mmmm dirty rocks
winslowhomersimpson
Next, go work at a bank and bitch about the money that isn’t yours.
TrendySpork
Lava rocks?
Desiccated sun dried slugs?
Cat turds?
“Truffles” to add a huge markup to a dish?
Do they taste like all of the above?
squidbones666
Fill your pockets
ishook
I thought it was burned broccoli. I’m guessing these are those fancy mushrooms?
nocninja
Hi just curious, what should actual. Quality truffles look like?
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Cheap (compared to European) Chinese truffles.
Steal it. Buy a house.
What’s the value I’m looking at here?
Whew those Rocky Mountain oysters look roooooough
That’s a massive waste of money at any price
Those are the worst looking truffles I’ve seen
Look like Lava rocks for the grill. Very turd colored ‘black’ truffles
Rocks are more expensive than one might think.
I worked at this Italian place that bought a 9,000 dollar meat slicer from Italy and then the chef (owners son) decided he didn’t want to use it after all they just put it out front as a display piece.
As Forrest Gump once said, “sometimes there just aren’t enough rocks.”
someone trying to pass off burnt potatoes as truffles, now?
Kitchen work is always underpaid
I genuinely thought I was looking at rocks.
And prefer a decent mushroom than this.
Mmmm dirty rocks
Next, go work at a bank and bitch about the money that isn’t yours.
Lava rocks?
Desiccated sun dried slugs?
Cat turds?
“Truffles” to add a huge markup to a dish?
Do they taste like all of the above?
Fill your pockets
I thought it was burned broccoli. I’m guessing these are those fancy mushrooms?
Hi just curious, what should actual. Quality truffles look like?
Man this dog came and ate them all
I thought they were rocks
r/poopfromabutt
To be fair, those look pretty shitty
Your restaurant’s living on those Chinese Rocks:
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXBChDAfaqI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXBChDAfaqI)
You got pockets.