I have no clue what that is

by Some_Nibblonian

30 Comments

  1. Straight_Internet916

    Those look like crispy onions to me. This pizza might actually go hard. Personally, I don’t think this is a crime.

  2. hollowbolding

    per the replies

    >It’s the best ever! It’s called the heart burner from Ohio Pie. Double pepperoni, garlic oil, & crispy onions. After sweating and moving stuff in it was literally a life saver.

    looks tasty as hell

  3. Downyunstopables

    Ok as an Ohio native, Ohio Pie is really fucking good!! It’s not going to satisfy a deep pizza craving but scratches an itch I didn’t know I had

  4. Ffs is every pie that isn’t cheese or pepperoni a crime? Jfc

  5. Legitimate-Log-6542

    lol that looks like that stuff that goes on top of green bean casserole at Thanksgiving. I’d eat it

  6. Fit_Carpet_364

    Looks like tenkasu – crunchy tempura batter bits – on pepperoni pizza.

  7. ReluctantRedditor275

    Not everything that’s bad is also a crime. I don’t want this, but I wouldn’t shame you for wanting it.

  8. t0p_n0tch

    French fried onions are a banger of an ingredient. Not sure about on pizza but it could be amazing

  9. Oh_Lawd_He_commin420

    Did they finance a pizza together???

  10. Frostsorrow

    Why exactly are crispy fried onions a crime?

  11. Did they have leftover Chicken & Brocolli, proceed to say “fuck it” and add said left overs to the pizza?

  12. It looks like something you find cleaning out a house that the last owner died in

  13. WalterBlackness

    The box says “Ohio pie Co. Only a few people think we suck” lmfao

  14. the loan terms on that pizza are terrible. they’re paying way too much

  15. Looks like those frenches fried onion toppings. I’ve never even considered those on a pizza before but honestly… that might be pretty good.

  16. I think the box says it all. “Only a few people think we suck.” Not enough to convict them of a pizza crime anyway.

  17. iamthisdude

    I misread it, thought 270k WAS the 3.5% and thought these people have an 8 million dollar home and eat like that!

  18. ShadowMask87

    Someone dropped a key in my pocket once when I was in college.