Ramp spotted in the wild

by firelord237

20 Comments

  1. thedavidnotTHEDAVID

    This $300.00 breakfast platter flex.

  2. deepfriedanchovy

    …wtf is it it exactly. I see the worst chips, an orange, a banana erection, ham, hollandaise. What the fuck is it?

  3. Gravybone

    Good lord that looks awful.

    Forget about fruit mountain, the potatoes look so raw they could chip a tooth and the hollandaise looks like the consistency of Elmer’s glue.

  4. shackbleep

    The potatoes were cooked with a heated argument.

  5. banana_trupa

    That hollandaise is going to haunt my dreams

  6. Weird-Group-5313

    Dam there’s a whole lot goin on with that monster plate

  7. andersaur

    Courtesy of nana and the cantalotato brothers.

  8. Helarina1

    Why would anyone purposely cut potatoes that way

  9. i__hate__stairs

    Um… The banana really gives it a sense of scale.

  10. i_ata_starfish-twice

    That’s a packages hollandaise if I’ve ever seen one and those potatoes….yikes

  11. I am a lifer in this industry that has only ever sent one plate back to the kitchen. I would be fucking apoplectic if this plate was placed before me at a restaurant. Easily the worst thing I’ve seen on the Internet this week.