That’s a tragedy, sure, but crime requires criminal intent.
Kevundoe
Pizza accidental slaughter
SirLlama123
This is not a pizza crime. This is a tragedy. We must find this child and deliver him new pizza
Low_Wall_7828
The crime is letting a little kid hold it.
No-Blueberry-1823
The crust isn’t touching the pavement?
ThisIsMockingjay2020
Why grown-ups shouldn’t entrust the carrying of a pizza to a toddler.
The crime is on the part of the responsible adult, not the baby.
renascimentodopapacu
Some pictures are just very efficient contraceptive methods
DHooligan
Let him off with a warning.
I_Beat_Daily23
Shit fucks
srslybutts1
that’s a certified r/kidsarefuckingstupid moment.
Sizzlin-Sunshine
2nd degree murder
Environmental-Fill54
Life lesson. Lets get another one buddy.
OG_Church_Key
Involuntary Pieslaughter
Hope-n-some-CH4NGE
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
RuachDelSekai
Life lessons.
Introduction to physics.
Motor skills 101.
phitfacility
This is going to be memed
Upset_Journalist_755
Kids are fucking stupid. Don’t trust them with the pizza
JamCom
30 to life behind bars, for defacing the image of the supreme
BeefWellingtonSpeedo
😭🤔A tragedy is not a crime 🫸💨🍕
mmelectronic
Dad can I carry the pizza.. No
But I wanna carry it… lets just get it home
Whaaa I Wannaaa Caaarry it… jesus whatever fine.
Splat WHAAAAA… sigh
imadork1970
5-Second Rule
Snoo-1802
Tried as adult.
LolaAucoin
Regret: utter and instant
pittsmasterplan
Lil mans was set up!
DamnedDirtyHuman
The parents committed the crime giving a small child this level of responsibility.
princesslea20
This is more of a pizzaslaughter, but the police decided not to press charges.
Beneficial-Badger-61
3 second rule not guilty
CarneDelGato
I feel your sorrow, little one. Truly a great loss.
Salt_Bus2528
Homeless people only want your money. This one threw away a perfectly fine pizza to have cardboard for a sign.
lostgravy
Childhood
ThreeApproaches
Eat it
Eastern-Bluebird-823
5 second rule
BunnyMonre
I’ve been in the same situation with a lox bagel, heartbreaking.
Cautious_Space3208
Who cut that pizza?
LegitimateRelease950
Parental Fail. Yup never give the kids the food to carry unless its their portion (still risky).
Gave an 8 year old nephew a closed package and sealed fruit tray once. Said “give it to your Mom ok?”. He walks off with it and nods. Somehow like 30 seconds later, its all over the patio. I still believe that child had to try to make that happen. Lol!
fictionallymarried
Karma – parental negligence edition
Red-blk
Why is it not cut into slices?
Abakus_Grim
Life lesson
Mykiss420
Is there a German word for this feeling?
ihaveagunaddiction
A great birth control ad
Odd_Cryptographer941
Guilty of Gross Negligence! Who in there Right Mind lets a CHILD Carry the Pizza? Sentenced to Picking the Pizza up , and having to eat it! 🤮
45 Comments
Not a pizza crime.
NTA
That’s a tragedy, sure, but crime requires criminal intent.
Pizza accidental slaughter
This is not a pizza crime. This is a tragedy. We must find this child and deliver him new pizza
The crime is letting a little kid hold it.
The crust isn’t touching the pavement?
Why grown-ups shouldn’t entrust the carrying of a pizza to a toddler.
The crime is on the part of the responsible adult, not the baby.
Some pictures are just very efficient contraceptive methods
Let him off with a warning.
Shit fucks
that’s a certified r/kidsarefuckingstupid moment.
2nd degree murder
Life lesson. Lets get another one buddy.
Involuntary Pieslaughter
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Life lessons.
Introduction to physics.
Motor skills 101.
This is going to be memed
Kids are fucking stupid. Don’t trust them with the pizza
30 to life behind bars, for defacing the image of the supreme
😭🤔A tragedy is not a crime 🫸💨🍕
Dad can I carry the pizza.. No
But I wanna carry it… lets just get it home
Whaaa I Wannaaa Caaarry it… jesus whatever fine.
Splat WHAAAAA… sigh
5-Second Rule
Tried as adult.
Regret: utter and instant
Lil mans was set up!
The parents committed the crime giving a small child this level of responsibility.
This is more of a pizzaslaughter, but the police decided not to press charges.
3 second rule not guilty
I feel your sorrow, little one. Truly a great loss.
Homeless people only want your money. This one threw away a perfectly fine pizza to have cardboard for a sign.
Childhood
Eat it
5 second rule
I’ve been in the same situation with a lox bagel, heartbreaking.
Who cut that pizza?
Parental Fail. Yup never give the kids the food to carry unless its their portion (still risky).
Gave an 8 year old nephew a closed package and sealed fruit tray once. Said “give it to your Mom ok?”. He walks off with it and nods. Somehow like 30 seconds later, its all over the patio. I still believe that child had to try to make that happen. Lol!
Karma – parental negligence edition
Why is it not cut into slices?
Life lesson
Is there a German word for this feeling?
A great birth control ad
Guilty of Gross Negligence! Who in there Right Mind lets a CHILD Carry the Pizza?
Sentenced to Picking the Pizza up , and having to eat it! 🤮
This is a victim, not an offender.
I’m a bigger dum dum of a parent