I know everyone here is always looking for those rare towel colours. Today we recieved this towel. I bet noones seen this before ahahaha.

by WhiteRoninYeti

28 Comments

  1. Fun-Shower-9285

    I thought that was the most pristine caul fat at first glance.

    And on second thought, try using it as caul fat.

  2. James_Money

    The coveted kitchen lace, you wet it and pop it in the freezer for a bit, then wear it on your head like the fancy kitchen bride that you are. Straight up elegance.

  3. SockSock81219

    It belongs in a museum of modern art at this point. Hang alone on a cement wall, call it “Kitchen #3” and auction it off for $2.7 million.

  4. Any-Opposite-5117

    Incorrect, sir; this is a dream catcher and not a kitchen towel.

  5. ManuelGarciaOKelly

    Basically the outfit my ex would wear at the beach until she left me for some surfer dude

  6. HighburyHero

    It’s the napkin for the garbage can table you set for yourself for your staffy. Maybe a nice bubbly water with a couple dashes of bitters and a cherry to up the fancy

  7. You wiping down the prep table with the shroud of Turin I see

  8. scott3845

    Spidertowel, Spidertowel

    Does whatever a Spidertowel does

    Can he swing

    From a web

    No he can’t

    He’s a towel

    Watch out, here comes the Spidertowel

  9. MariachiArchery

    The lingerie of the professional kitchen.

  10. Ok-Pomegranate-3018

    The holy kitchen towels death shroud. RIP
    “86 towellie! *”Heard”*

  11. CzarMeedsIII

    Hate to argue, Chef, but it looks little well done to me! 

  12. culture_jamr

    Towel be like, “Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch! I was there when it was written!”

  13. hohoholden

    Looks like those special post-partum undies they give ya in the hospital.

  14. mtommygunz

    Is this the Towel of Turin?
    I think if you look closely enough you can see St. Bourdains outline

  15. PickricAcid

    That thing will absorb exactly 1 (one) molecule of water